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Pittsburgh Public School District: Hello PPS Families! Due to the current tornado warning, dismissal will be held for all schools until further notice. Thank you!
Due to the tornado warning, weβre making he kids leave the buildings and fend for themselves out in the elements
11.03.2026 18:28
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My bad, sir
11.03.2026 16:43
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Those diners were down south. If itβs one thing white Southerners can cook, itβs a breakfast
11.03.2026 16:40
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Fuck Kobe Bryant and his fake ass record
11.03.2026 16:19
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How embarrassing for you
11.03.2026 04:00
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I donβt know who needs to hear this, but Bam Adebayo did not breaks Kobeβs record. Ainβt no such thing as a second place record.
11.03.2026 02:59
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Imagine watching Bam Adebayo 43 free throws. The new Ayatollah needs to do something about Adam Silver
11.03.2026 02:57
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Not even pretending to be the opposition party
11.03.2026 00:42
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We donβt even know how many people we got over there, in what countries, or in what capacityβ¦ just a vague notion of war
10.03.2026 18:16
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tl sleep? Michael B Jordan did not do enough to differentiate Smoke from Stack. We donβt have to lie about that performance
10.03.2026 16:57
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I donβt know if youβve ever met anyone in the military, but itβs a long-running joke that you know youβre going to war when they start serving steak, crab and lobster. The other stuff is graft, but the food is basic morale shit
10.03.2026 14:29
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I think thereβs a serious conversation to be had, but everyone seems to be avoiding it.
We didnβt see the driving that led to the initial stop, but he 100% seems high, and our inability to gauge cannabis intoxication in real time is going to be a major ongoing problem
10.03.2026 13:02
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We have an entire generation of young men whose entire wardrobe is composed of ashy, faded black clothing. They look so lifeless.
09.03.2026 23:33
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This is aggressively dumb. Tax everyone. Billionaires, corporations, the middle class, churchesβ¦you name it. Tax. Them. All.
09.03.2026 16:30
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How is it the early 00s and the 70s at the same damn time?
09.03.2026 13:11
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The DNC on ironically believes this too. Thatβs why they ran a candidate so unpopular, she had to suspend her first presidential campaign BEFORE THE IOWA CAUCUS. They believe itβs the publicβs job to rally around the candidate
07.03.2026 22:29
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Tread very lightly
07.03.2026 16:40
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Markwayne asked him to show what that airplane do and he didnβt like it
06.03.2026 21:01
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Annnnd, here we are
06.03.2026 20:24
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Thereβs really no path forward in a country where there is an audience for this
06.03.2026 18:01
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When this is all over, weβre going to need reeducation camps
06.03.2026 17:58
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If you are not expecting a refund, do not file your taxes
06.03.2026 16:27
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Hearing a mediocre white woman refer to herself as hot sends my various forms of wokeness into open combat with each other
06.03.2026 16:20
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All of our interpersonal relationships would fail before any of these institutions, because we arenβt erasing the old lies, and people will continue to believe them
06.03.2026 13:14
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Society. Literally all of it, all at once
06.03.2026 13:10
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Jesus Christ
06.03.2026 13:09
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This nigga got gender-affirming furniture
05.03.2026 19:02
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