amara

i'm done being romantic about baseball

Logistics is woke. Supply is woke. End-state planning is woke. Force protection? Believe it or not, woke

If they want me back they have to go fully Woke 2, sorry. Whole hog. I gotta be able to get an abortion there

No one should be using ChatGPT or partnering with OpenAI for anything.

King George, 1782:

Political figures worldwide backing Hungary's Viktor Orbán in a new campaign video: Endorsers featured: Mateusz Morawiecki (Poland) Rob Schneider (United States) Giorgia Meloni (Italy) Aleksandar Vucic (Serbia) Marine Le Pen (France) Matteo Salvini (Italy) Andrej Babis (Czech Republic) Javier Milei (Argentina) Alice Weidel (Germany) Santiago Abascal (Spain) Benjamin Netanyahu (Israel) Herbert Kickl (Austria) [screenshot of Schneider wearing a dumb hat and talking, saying “Hi, I’m Rob Schneider”]

Il Duce Bigelow

Hilton account canceled, Hilton Amex will be closed tomorrow (it got frauded two days ago and i can’t close without receiving the new physical card lol). Sending this email with a CCPA request to really hammer it home lol.

Marriott is better anyway!

I don’t know what to say except that human beings deserve better than whatever this is

the “anyone who says “sportsball” is insufferable” rule continues to hold true

By any reasonable historical standard — including that of the technology industry! — ChatGPT should be pulled from the market and its product managers and executives held accountable for creating a product that ROUTINELY tells teens to kill themselves. This is a basic, common sense standard.

A dear friend gave me a bottle of Dom when I got married last year.

I’m saving it for When It Happens.

“Get Out” seen opening weekend in Crenshaw.

✔️confirmed: this playlist rules. thank you!

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i emailed you!

not sure why, but i was considering and somehow this was the tweet that convinced me? “it’s a v good playlist” yeah ok im in

Introduce yourself with five concerts you’ve seen

Lianne La Havas
Neko Case
Janelle Monae
Solange
Yuna

We need to build some real social stigma around being afraid of cities. You don't have to like them or live there, but a politics built this strongly around watching TV and going "ewww" is embarrassing, and people should be embarrassed by it. It's like "fear of werewolves" being your top issue.

even when the democratic party has leverage and one of the craziest election swings the party intentionally self immolates it’s just so exhausting what is even the point of these people

Jeanne Shaheen sucked when she was my governor 25 years ago and she’s sucked every single day since then

Thank you!!

This account will be equal parts hopeful and gloating for the rest of the evening. To that end: Pour one out for the pile of NYC billionaire money that was utterly incinerated tonight!

Happy Birthday

Looks like Democrats will have to find a new option for 2028

was just skimming through old footage and found this ruthless moment in 1970s baseball broadcasting

⚠️ Google has given you access to The Computer That Lies.

⚠️ You are now required to use The Computer That Lies.

it’s not a nazi tattoo, but if it is, he didn’t know it, and if he did know, he didn’t mean it, and if he meant it, he’s grown since then

no, fuck you

Drone shows are not cool, they are in fact bad for the environment, and their real purpose is to condition people to accept unregulated drone activity in our daily lives.

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