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The other day I called it, “John Madden Football,” and I’ve aged 50 years a day ever since.

05.03.2026 16:03 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The video of a United States Senator joining the violent removal of U.S. marine from a hearing and hideously breaking his arm in a door is an example of what has been unleashed in this country. They’re tapping in to get in on the violence.
And then he bragged about it on X later.

05.03.2026 13:14 👍 12257 🔁 3949 💬 503 📌 188

Larry Bird - INDIANA!

05.03.2026 00:39 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Michael Jackson - Indiana
Axl Rose - Indiana
David Lee Roth - Indiana

The 80’s came from Indiana!

05.03.2026 00:38 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Subpoena is short for SUck my BPOENAs.

04.03.2026 23:51 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Driving over to the void to do some shouting.

03.03.2026 16:34 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I’m too old to know what discord is and does.

03.03.2026 16:33 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

PSA - Expert advice does not come from YouTube shorts.

03.03.2026 15:43 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

In the 80’s we had to record our podcast to cassette and make 100,000 copies every week. Then we had to mail each tape to people around the world for free.

03.03.2026 14:33 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

fuck, I’m sorry, I can’t compete with this

03.03.2026 13:29 👍 17648 🔁 4051 💬 53 📌 832

Hey, don’t forget about Nazi Jonathan Ross.
Remember: Don’t confront him face to face; sneak up behind him and do what you gotta do.

03.03.2026 13:48 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I can’t look at Pete Hegseth and not use 80’s language to describe him.

03.03.2026 13:13 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I’m building an animatronic Charlie Kirk that squirts strawberry jam out the neck, does the robot, then falls down.

03.03.2026 13:10 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Fuck Charlie Kirk. Worm food ass racist pile of shit.

03.03.2026 13:07 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

For what? Target practice?

03.03.2026 13:05 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Don’t play guitar while your cat’s asleep.

Don’t be a dick.

02.03.2026 22:45 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

What’s that emotion called when you look at the President and know that he’s shoved his cock in a 10 year old girl’s mouth?

It sure as fuck ain’t pride.

02.03.2026 18:55 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Not only British, but Londish.

02.03.2026 18:41 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Whoever mixed and engineered that old Crash Test Dummies song needs a retroactive raise. That joint is kitchen clean and crystal clear.

02.03.2026 18:25 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

At least the families of the fallen have this to comfort them.

02.03.2026 17:03 👍 1573 🔁 326 💬 54 📌 10

So, uh… those peaceful protests, are they working yet? Are they stopping this administration dead in its tracks?

What’s the outcome here? Besides a picture of you on instagram holding up a mildly clever sign, I mean.

02.03.2026 17:06 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

just a reminder that pete hegsgeth moved onto a military base last year because he was scared of protestors

02.03.2026 13:20 👍 965 🔁 188 💬 20 📌 9

“Maybe there’s still hope for this country,” I thought. Past tense.

Then I saw someone spell “couldn’t” as - “coodnt”

02.03.2026 13:58 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Or eat a bullet. You have that freedom to choose.

02.03.2026 13:52 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

War with Iran was the last straw for you? All the children Donald Trump raped, you’re ok with that, but another war in the Middle East is going too far?

Go take a garage nap in your running car.

02.03.2026 13:51 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

“Take your browser experience to the next level.”

How’s everyone’s browser experience? Anyone out there nonplussed with their browser experience? Any lamentations about your pedestrian browser experience?

01.03.2026 14:19 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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I think about this Tony Benn speech much more than I used to

28.02.2026 16:09 👍 13103 🔁 5304 💬 88 📌 184

Oh man, I hope Iran doesn’t retaliate by killing our head of state.

01.03.2026 12:58 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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A SKELATIEN ON DA COVER OF ONE OF DA BEST DUB ALBUM'S OF ALL TIME "NOBODY WANTS FUCKING AI, DESTROY ALL COMPUTERS, DESTROY ALL INVESTOR'S " - AND THERE RIGHT TO SAY IT - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

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28.02.2026 19:48 👍 514 🔁 117 💬 0 📌 5

I can’t believe it’s you-might-be-standing-in-ants season so early.

28.02.2026 18:14 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0