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The King of Blind Bay

@imrealgoode

Dad of 2 boys, 2 Aussie Shepherds, and several koi. Husband of 1 badass wife. Humble, approachable, wildly handsome genius. Corporate finance wizard. Canucks fan (Pain). Vikings fan (also pain). Golf, money, music, markets, delightful bullshit.

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Uhhh... I literally said to myself today "For international women's day, I will allow ANY females to take over ruling this area."

I also didn't tell anyone because I didn't want to be accused of mansplaining.

This is an unfortunate predicament.

08.03.2026 21:35 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I think everyone should crowdfund my purchase of the #Canucks from the Aquilinis.

08.03.2026 21:29 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I remember a tiny merry-go-round in an old MacDonald's play space that used to play this music.

Makes sense there'd be a bunch of cartoon characters marching along to it here as well.

07.03.2026 23:33 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

By the way, this is him threatening a nuclear strike.

07.03.2026 15:52 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Lobbyists

07.03.2026 01:55 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's ok Rob. They're in the clear because it's the middle of the night in Iran. There's definitely nobody awake and/or paying attention.

06.03.2026 22:42 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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06.03.2026 21:13 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

("this is your conscience")

06.03.2026 21:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The average Republican will turn on social media, criticize today's musicians for protesting war, and immediately continue listening to bands like CCR and Lynyrd Skynyrd and without a shred of fucking self-awareness.

06.03.2026 21:09 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This Doug Williams very seriously needs a Jamie Foxx right now.

06.03.2026 20:29 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'd like to see the #Canucks take some bad money that comes with a pick attached.

They're in no position to defend an adequate trade deadline performance without using some of this cap space.

06.03.2026 17:43 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Is still think the most impressive time is Calvin Harrison chewing up 40 yards in 4.35 seconds at 6'5" and almost 240lbs.

05.03.2026 21:36 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oilers fans are REALLY gonna feel this one
when McDavid walks away as a UFA for nothing 5 days later.

05.03.2026 18:43 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Very excellent.

05.03.2026 17:41 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Right?

Like, I understand that I am intimidatingly handsome, smart, and humble but I'm also a really nice guy.

05.03.2026 17:34 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I usually don't even notice lol

05.03.2026 17:26 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Will never not hear this in Cartman's voice.

05.03.2026 17:03 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Why don't they just turn the heat up so she starts melting?

05.03.2026 16:57 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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This is what I'm talking about. Saaaaaaaaaaaaaame shit.

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04.03.2026 23:16 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You know he was SO proud of himself for that.

04.03.2026 21:22 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I think they're better equipped to manage his deployment, for sure.

Not a bad depth defenseman option.

04.03.2026 21:21 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

All in for Dallas in the playoffs.

Tyler Myers won a Calder Trophy, and then ate shit sandwich after shit sandwich on every team he landed on for his entire career.

If there's a guy who deserves a real shot from this #Canucks roster, it's him.

04.03.2026 18:36 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

American Christians doing their best possible impression of the Muslims they hate so much.

04.03.2026 17:01 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yes, that's one of the gross reasons that exist.

04.03.2026 16:42 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Highly probable that she is a better person for the job.

Also highly probable that he is going to have an easier time pulling Independence and moderate Republicans... For gross reasons that still obviously exist.

04.03.2026 16:39 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ok, that's enough. You've had your fun.

04.03.2026 15:01 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The "thoughts and prayers"/ "we're devastated" came off so flippantly.... Even for a republican.

04.03.2026 14:56 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Waddyamean?

Trump was anointed by Jesus at the Four Seasons (landscaping) in 2020.

04.03.2026 14:53 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Could be that way for a while.

There's really not much to look for right now other than hoping boeser/rossi/buium returning makes their play more digestible.

Hopefully it's an exciting week!

04.03.2026 00:15 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I repeat:

I want to cheer for players that want to be Vancouver #Canucks.

03.03.2026 20:06 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0