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your old pal andy

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he/him. musician • beetle enjoyer • occasionally funny on purpose

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it's kind of fascinating that the show I associate most with frothing fan "bring it back" business now has this sort of reception. I don't think it's just because of various cancelled individuals. I think the overall vibe for bringing things back is so ruined now

06.03.2026 10:36 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
A kitchen counter with a cursed square waffle and cursed waffle iron on it with that “optimally packed 17 squares” layout that is deeply unsettling to look at. The outer parts are aligned to a square but there are 7 squares in the middle at various angles and it looks like complete nonsense but it is in fact the most compact way to store 17 squares in a larger square. 

I have no idea where this came from and whoever made it should go to jail.

A kitchen counter with a cursed square waffle and cursed waffle iron on it with that “optimally packed 17 squares” layout that is deeply unsettling to look at. The outer parts are aligned to a square but there are 7 squares in the middle at various angles and it looks like complete nonsense but it is in fact the most compact way to store 17 squares in a larger square. I have no idea where this came from and whoever made it should go to jail.

You may not like it, but this is the optimal way to construct a waffle with exactly 17 squares.

06.03.2026 00:41 👍 345 🔁 67 💬 18 📌 5

I'm not that into life simulators

02.03.2026 12:05 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

many people are saying this

02.03.2026 11:42 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

ol' pickle-puss

27.02.2026 14:06 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

it's shorter than I thought it would be

27.02.2026 14:03 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

bats are cool 😎

25.02.2026 12:53 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

how much do they pay for it??? I've been giving it away for free

16.02.2026 20:45 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

manager of Calais euro tunnel burger king look like Agnes Varda

16.02.2026 09:44 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Some People And/Or Things That Aren’t The Age You Think The past is closer than you think.

Arthur Miller's last play – with the thematically appropriate name Finishing the Picture – premiered in Chicago in October 2004 just four months before his death, an artefact of the same cultural era as the BBC’s Hotel Babylon and Eric Prydz’s Call on Me.

14.02.2026 12:23 👍 90 🔁 21 💬 22 📌 5

oh my!

11.02.2026 22:19 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

who's out here using choirs for homophobia

11.02.2026 22:14 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I miss the blogspot music days. You would be like hey guys I just found a new blogspot and it’s full of these obscure Hungarian prog albums you can download and then all your friends would be like “shut up,” and “fuck you”

11.02.2026 19:07 👍 193 🔁 39 💬 8 📌 3

I know there's a lot on at the moment but I feel like we just let airlines get away with making us check in before we even get to the airport. what are we checking into dude my ass may not even be there

11.02.2026 07:43 👍 51 🔁 2 💬 3 📌 0

oh I see! this is advanced Olympism

10.02.2026 07:54 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

it put me in amongst loads of football micro groups. I have absolutely no interest in football but I do live in England

09.02.2026 22:31 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

what's £4?

09.02.2026 22:05 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

absolutely insane to say minidisc was worse than tapes

08.02.2026 09:51 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

why does all this stuff have to happen inexorably. just for once I'd love for something to unfold exorably. I yearn for the evitable.

08.02.2026 01:54 👍 0 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

chili is a great thing to make imo because it's very robust to throwing random stuff into it and seeing what works! I hope you have fun with it

07.02.2026 19:56 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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QuireMemes: for all your Candlemas memes, accept no substitutes.

01.02.2026 22:26 👍 10 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0

happy birthday Elizabeth!

31.01.2026 16:53 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

uh-oh

28.01.2026 08:11 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

seems pretty obvious but I do not get tired of it

28.01.2026 00:55 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I have recently been reading Dickens and it's one of the things I love most opening up a canonical "classic" and feeling like, oh, yeah, this is extremely good and I get why everyone makes a big deal about it

28.01.2026 00:55 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Younger generations “have fallen out of love with Sixteen Stone the 1994 debut studio album by English rock band Bush, because they have fallen out of love with the worldview Machinehead represents,” writes Luke O’Neil. “Which is to say that young people have fallen out of love with liberalism.”

26.01.2026 21:55 👍 405 🔁 36 💬 20 📌 2

I would suggest they do their own research but that clearly isn't ever going to work

26.01.2026 17:42 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

game writers hire a dramaturg challenge

26.01.2026 17:41 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Okay but like are people actually going to stop using TikTok this time. I’m asking because I want everyone to stop sending me TikToks. I don’t want to watch those.

26.01.2026 02:24 👍 161 🔁 28 💬 2 📌 0

Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step.

1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.

2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.

23.01.2026 15:46 👍 18636 🔁 6017 💬 197 📌 108