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The concept of ‘networking’ legit fills me with dread. It’s all so unnatural

I would rather sign up for war then sign up for linkedin

And I was right

everyone’s doing this so here’s my ballot of the best films of the 21st Century

So lame ugh

Mentioned Roman Polanski to my friend and she thought I was talking about Nicki Minaj’s alter ego 😭

Every day it gets harder and harder to find a YouTube video to watch while eating

Ms. Rachel has created a terror cell of toddlers. She inspired my nephew to stage an antisemitic protest at his daycare. Because of her, my niece’s first word was intifada! She must be stopped!!!

Woke up to the timeline talking about HBO having cast a "black" Hermione. Imagine my surprise when I finally looked at the actual cast photo and saw a little Portugese looking girl lol race discourse is ridiculous

Truly grim to witness how this nastiness just metastasises. There’s a subreddit with hundreds of thousands of people just mocking Ramsey’s appearance. It’s obvious this hate stems from deep self-loathing they can’t contain anymore, so they lash out. Anything to distract from their own misery i guess

All the hate Bella Ramsey gets reminds me of these girls I overheard at a restaurant years ago who said they hated when an actor was ugly because it was hard to relate to or feel compassion for ugly people. Very blackpilling

Like why am I seeing people making edits of a deceased child and tagging his mother in the caption??? Have you lost your mind??????

there’s a popular tiktoker who lost her child this week, and it’s so disturbing the amount of ppl making content about it just to monetise her grief. something about that app is so good at capitalising on ppl’s innate need for attention and walking them right off a cliff in terms of social behaviour

rachel:

a fat monkey is holding a bag of chips in its mouth . ALT: a fat monkey is holding a bag of chips in its mouth .

Man sitting next to me on the bus mumbling about kiIIing people

It’s crazy how optional exploring caves is

Choosing to ignore this. I’m sure everyone is just being really cool and nice ☺️

I’m tired of people showing me a picture of their dog and I have to let out a believable “awww” when it looks like this 😭😭😭

Was it the timothee chalamet one cause you ate with that

Whenever I see the rationale behind people hating Rachel Zegler or Chappell Roan all I can think is y’all would HATE me!

Not to beat the ground up ashes of a long dead horse, but Twitter has become so ridiculously toxic that it’s unusable

The Beatles biopic cast photo keeps on reminding me of this tweet lol

The YouTube comment section is our modern day greek forum

a green truck is driving down a road in a field ALT: a green truck is driving down a road in a field

What watching severance feels like

TikTok reading assignment: To unalive a mockingbird

“Japan is living in 2050 😱‼️” and it’s just extremely high amounts of single use plastic

AI videos hit my parents’ Facebook feeds like crack hit the streets in the 80s

He’d have shit like this hanging behind him in interviews and exclusively hang out with seven year old boys, and people would still be like “you guys!! He missed out on his childhood :(“

It's unreal how to this day if you dare suggest Michael Jackson (the most obvious pedophile of all time) was in fact an obvious pedophile, people think you're being outlandish

I’ve seen so many of them post screenshots of these influencers to make fun of them, but you can literally see in the corner that they’re following them and the post was posted like 37 seconds ago. The biggest fans!