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I don’t care for him

Wanna see the scariest part of Resident Evil 9 so far?

I also heard the new Scrubs is good but if I watch it without my wife she will cut one of my fingers off at the knuckle.

Reggie Dinkins is funny, Strip Law is funny, TV is funny. I hope we get to keep making it.

Remember in the Simpsons when Cyprus Hill hires the London Symphony Orchestra, possibly while high and then they do a little of “Insane in the Brain” together? I bet that album would be incredible…

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Sorry, guys. This was the coffee talking. Everything is bad. Don’t try!

Truly incredible how many times I have to learn some lessons. Like, just bc you worked hard on a thing doesn’t make it good. Which is ok! That just means you get to work harder!

I feel that, in the year, 2026, we should have figured out a way to make dogs live forever. Even if, and I want to make this absolutely clear, even if it is against their wishes.

Just discovered that “Saitama” autocorrects to “Santana” on an iPhone and I’m fucking DYING at the prospect of this being how some Weeb learns about post-menopausal fuck jazz.

I rule, @dropout.tv! HAVE ME!!!

lol, I put this cartoon I made on Reddit and people are downvoting and it’s cracking me tf up. Like “now that’s TOO many apples!…”

Haahahahahahaahahahaha. Got my ass.

So, are we cracking jokes over here or mostly just smoking cigs and busting on douchebags?

Oh, that’s a ghost, dude.

Woah! Yes!

Watched it, liked it, Tyra comes off as an absolute reptile.

I hope they release the Alien Files and I hope they prosecute every alien in them. Even the liberals.

Getting some weird side effects from my vaccine. I woke up just now and I love doo-wop?

I don’t like it when there’s too much cinnamon in a thing.

Comedians will be like “being 35 is crazy.” No it’s not: Drink water, eat fiber, don’t freak out if your teeth bleed.

I have a small cut on the roof of my mouth so that’s what I’ll be doing for most of today.

Weaknesses: Constantly quoting the Simpsons regardless of context or necessity.
Strengths: I’m the biggest man in the world now. And I’m covered in gold.

2026 is the year I finally become one of those squirrel-suit glider guys; zipping and dipping through natural rock formations, challenging fate, pushing the limit, sticking the landing. Also I’m ripped. Huge hog.

Depends on the sickness, depends on the dawg

So, I checked and we don’t HAVE to apologize for being white any more but you still get half off a small Wendy’s Frosty if you do.

The state-sponsored chocolate from IKEA is incredible

I was involved in a different military strike at the time so… not a great one.

I SWEAR I didn’t

Oh shit! Is this the uppance? Is it coming?