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I hate that this song never leaves my head 😂

Sonic did me dirty the other day giving me 2 cherries when I asked for extra. Today, they put seemingly a whole jar in my Coke Zero 😍

Taken 3 really jumped the shark and did they think we wouldn’t notice they suddenly changed actors for the stepdad???

same :(

I am far too deadpan because family members were arguing about how to pronounce Cheney Lake and I say

It’s pronounced Chingy Lake and it’s next to the Holiday Inn. Confusion ensues 😭

I just KNOW they’re lying about how that Olay cream works. A cream can’t snatch your jawline. That’s a facelift, baby

I watch too much TLC and the show Virgins is crazy. Because how do you mean this 40 yo woman doesn’t know where her vagina is?!

Watching I Know What You Did Last Summer and why did Max die first??? He wasn’t involved in the murderous hit-and-run

90s movies are such a vibe. But my mom never let me watch rated PG-13 and R movies, which is RUDE

I actually thought that said “with all of my girlfriends” and I was like hell yeah

Omg hey @vickilanger.bsky.social! So good to see you 🥹

So like do people talk here or am I just speaking into the void?

Never been hungrier seeing a lil sprout 🥹

hahaha, let’s goooo!

Choose whichever you like better! They can’t stop you!! 😈

Just saw Mark Cuban on here and now I’m hoping my favorite shark—Barbara Corcoran—also materializes 🥹

‘Gray’ is the American spelling and ‘grey’ is the British 😃

I just saw y’all call “mentions” “menchies” and now I want frozen yogurt.

Great 😭

Omg I feel like she’s so spunky I love her 🥹💕

Bottom left — Oblinator. He loves everyone, chin scritches, and a running faucet.

Last but not least: Buttercup. She is tiny but mighty, easily startled but fearless. She will slap you when you walk by 🥰

Yes yes yes! Top left is Ali, my tried & trusty companion of 5 years.

Top right – Little One! she hates everything except for @envygeeks.bsky.social, fresh water & lasers.

peep the torties @adriennefriend.bsky.social 🤩

Happy Caturday, y’all!

I already lost a follower. OPE.

Omg this looks fantasticccc!

Somebody stop them from calling them skeets. WHERE IS LIL JON WHEN YOU NEED HIM?

I don’t have kids but I do have cats and I get that same sinking feeling upon hearing a ruckus, and hesitate to go in the other room to see the damage 😭

Lmao @ y’all on this app asking BlueSky devs to plan an outage so y’all can sleep 😂

Who has a pizza crust recipe they like? I hate mine 🥲

Hello my beautiful friend Debra!!!