Captain Pooky

anthropic: I have made AI

tech nerds: you fucked up a perfectly good computer is what you did. look at it. it's got anxiety

Polymarket already has a wager going that we will either strike Cuba by the end of March or the end of December. Anyway, I hate that this is a thing now.

If you're at the airport and Kristi Noem is doing the ominous little message from the TSA screens, you no longer have to do anything she says. Leave your laptop in the case, whatever.

2 Tesla Cybertrucks catch fire in Santa Monica Firefighters battled a blaze in Santa Monica after two Tesla Cybertrucks caught fire inside a parking garage on Wednesday.

We are mostly posting this for our own timeline cleanse.

We saw way too many of many of these in the Bay Area for all of the obvious reasons.

www.nbclosangeles.com/news/local/2...

Might have something to do with this

HANG IT IN THE LOUVRE!!!

Every God damn time with these weirdos.....

"We were in the clothes we'd been wearing for like 24 hours,” Кappy says. We get on this bus, and it's a couple-hour bus ride and people were kind of leaning on their spouse's shoulder and falling asleep And this idiot starts walking up and down the bus with his camera and anyone who fell asleep, he would put his finger in their nose and take a picture."

The answer is worse than you could imagine

Ladies, if a man is even remotely violent towards you, the countdown begins. There’s no reversal, there’s only escalation.

Secretary Markwayne

I knew exactly what it was before looking at it, and I can think of some establishments in my city that would want one.

Instead, we have

Step 1: Here are the podcasts from dudes who think women should go back to being their personal slaves

Step 2: This younger generation of boys thinks women should be their personal slaves.

Step 3: There is a serious male loneliness epidemic among young men.

Wash rinse repeat.

And also for the media to not immediately follow this up with shitty think pieces about male loneliness. You know what would be really refreshing? Ask women why they are avoiding these types of guys. Do a story on that.

What I also think might solve part of this problem is for media outlets to stop doing shitty think pieces about the worst people in the world whose job is mostly a podcast on why being a misogynistic dick is cool.

I have a solution, here me out. We take all the cis men and put them on boats and sail the boats out to sea. Then the cis men can determine amongst themselves which ones get to return to land and which ones belong to Poseidon. Choose wisely.

ICO writes to Meta over 'concerning' AI smart glasses report Videos, including of glasses-wearers using the toilet or having sex, are sometimes reviewed by a Kenya-based subcontractor.

Last year when I was checking into a hotel, the desk person was wearing Meta glasses. I kindly asked them to take them off. They were annoyed. I said, “I do not consent to you looking at my credit card and ID with Meta glasses on.” My instincts were correct: www.bbc.com/news/article...

They never ask “who is a woman” because for them it’s about objectification.

Hey, so the source for that screenshot isn't from any article it's actually just a Claude summary of... Claude.

Store aisle shelves stuffed on one side with inflatable ducks faces the other, stuffed with inflatable flamingos.

some shit is about to go down

The war now includes South Asia.

Former foreign secretary of IN noting that the Iranian ship the US illegally bombed in Sri Lankan waters was there at Indian govt invitation. By rule, they had no munitions.They were defenseless.

Indian & Sri Lankan govts were not informed about the attack.

Chotiner: You've made the claim that no one has ever fed you in your life.
My Cat: Maow.
Chotiner: Yet there's food in your dish right now.
My Cat: Maow.
Chotiner: Let's change the subject to the ripped-open bag of sandwich bread on the floor.
My Cat: Maow.
Chotiner: I have read different things.

I do not want it on TV.

"Why not try it? Just for me?"

Fine, I'll try it, then you'll see.
As she opened up ChatGPT.

And typing in, she said: alas,
This really is just total ass.

"But don't you want it in your car?"
"Don't you want it near, and far?"
"Don't you want it on TV?"
"It's going to be the future, see?"

I have to say, it's very clear.
I do not want this, far or near.
I do not want it in my car.
I do not want it near my art.

I do not like this gen AI
I do not like what it implies
I do not want it in my art
I do not think it makes you smart
I do not want it in my games
I do not like its goals and aims
I do not want it in my books
I do not like the way it looks
I do not like it, I don't care
I do not want it anywhere

Trump's many 2025 wins showed why we were right to vote for him COLUMNISTS Nicole Russell

Nicole, writing 3 separate articles justifying why she voted for Trump has led me to believe that Nicole might be getting some backlash in her decision.

Renee Nicole Good didn't have to die. But ICE isn't the enemy. COLUMNISTS Nicole Russell 15

So she's just another bootlicking right-wing grifter that landed a journalist job. Cool, cool, cool.

In Minnesota, ICE isn't the problem. It's defiance. COLUMNISTS Nicole Russell

Nicole thinks the problem in Minnesota is the uppity Minnesotans and not the people *checks notes* invading, kidnapping and murdering Minnesotans

I can understand ICE angst, but storming churches goes too far COLUMNISTS Nicole Russell I remember when Democrats supported ICE deportations I Opinion COLUMNS Nicole Russell

Nicole yearning for a time when dems were also putting kids in cages.

The Right Track: I count Trump's first year as a success. Do you? THE RIGHT TRACK

This is just embarrassing