@thesharlinator
“Tyranny requires constant effort. It breaks, it leaks. Authority is brittle. Oppression is the mask of fear. Remember that.” @sharlynegger in the streets, hot mess in the sheets former californian, newer parisian
me doomscrolling gulfnews, AJ and KhaleejTimes even though I've left Dubai 2 days ago
RIGHT???
We called ours the Hexagon just out of spite
WE HAVE MORE SIDES!
every time i see a photo of palmer luckey i get irrationally angry that he decided to call it fucking anduril
Cmon man you can’t look like all the members of Sublime were put in the machine from The Fly together and say this
the absolute shitshow
Its unfortunate but wholly unsurprising that Anduril is staffed by enough nerds to merit a bespoke pre release event.
By morons for morons
More than ever the world needs whimsy and magic, be a magician. If you're an artist or writer, you're already there, everyone else needs to up their whimsy, it's the only way we're going to get through this.
I wish this quote wasn’t still so relevant
Strategy is fundamentally all about developing a sophisticated theory of the mind of one’s opponent.
With MAGA’s Iran Adventure, guess we’re going to see what a modern war almost totally devoid of anything we’d call “strategy” looks like.
well at least gas is cheap and he hasn't started any new wars
THIS SPARKS JOY
Also some of my most sensible, and closest friends are on here, people who asked me if I was okay instead of you know, sending me AI generated videos and fake news or making jokes about Dubai influencers
One thing that's really helped me through this whole thing is seeing my old Twitter community back on here after YEARS not talking to y'all because I ran away from Twitter's craziness.
It's grounding somehow. Love to see y'all
not me going AHAHA WE FLEW OUT IN THAT
so uh the Air France repatriation flight that turned back last night didn't get an alert, or turn away before reaching the UAE
the pilot actually -saw the missiles in the sky- and decided to turn back then
🥴 🥴 🥴 🥴 🥴 🥴
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I'm so glad I got on Bluesky because I just found out @swiftonsecurity.com is here and now it's full on 2014 twitter in my head
If China bombed a school on a military base in Honolulu and assassinated the president and major Republicans *and also* Schumer, Harris, Sanders, AOC, etc. in the name of No Kings, how exactly do you think that would affect the liberal opposition in America?
"No stupid rules of engagement." — Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth, March 2, 2026
"The strike would rank among the worst cases of civilian casualties in decades of U.S. conflicts in the Middle East." — Reuters, March 5, 2026
Threads thread: thriller_instinct 3d Is it okay to bully 40 and 50 year olds who are on social media just for being on it, cuz like why are you here - 254 Q 3.1K G 28 746 corporateash 18h ••• My ICQ UIN is 7231680. That number is burned into my consciousness. I inadvertently learned that you could see private conversations in public chat rooms when using Telnet instead of a browser on GeoCities. I can tell you the difference in audible dial-up handshakes between 1200, 2400, 14.4 kbps modems. I needed a edu email address to join Facebook after my university was admitted. We were here at the beginning. We made social media. You wouldn't be in my Top 8. I have usernames older than you. 852 Q62 G6 72
“I have usernames older than you.”.
Holy shit
New DHS Secretary!
Florida is doing what it set out to do, make life unlivable for trans people.
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SOMEONE TELL ME THIS IS FAKE
Sorry boss, I can't work, I'm watching Kristi Noem do a press conference and she doesn't know she's been shitcanned
It was a commercial emirates one, somehow managed to book a seat and got later confirmed on the list. Gotta admit we are very glad
We got home yesterday! We managed to get on a repatriation flight
same. i must admit getting stuck in dubai while on my way to my honeymoon, i felt like i needed to complain about it and bluesky felt like a good place to go do that
i still have no idea how I managed to grab those seats for that flight. fucking miracle