She knew exactly what was going to happen, and also she lost
07.03.2026 01:10
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She knew exactly what was going to happen, and also she lost
I mean, who among us hasn't accidentally gotten the totenkopf burned into us?
You are certainly making a compelling case that he is just the dumbest motherfucker alive. "Come on! He didn't know it was a nazi tattoo when he burned the symbol onto his body for all time. Vote for him. Who knows what he won't know next time?"
An utterly irredeemable party.
I like how he proudly declares that we’re punching down
What was the actual ad…? Something about January being “prime underwear refresh season”? And also the ayatollah is dead from a bomb I bought??
I LOVE that none of the podcasts from which I learned I was at war with Iran decided to forgo the ad breaks. “This jarring news of the horrible lives your children are going to have is brought to you by Dude Wipes.”
They are definitely combatting irrelevance with some Stimpyfication
I think it's important that all the Qanon loons should know that there's been a coverup and that it's now their time to shine. www.npr.org/2026/02/24/n...
"President Trump wants to attack Iran but the USS Gerald Ford's toilets are clogged with shit" is the sentence I blurt out as soon as I travel back in time to the 1990s.
I am immediately and, quite understandably, tased.
Why are elected Democrats like this?
QR codes?? how about requiring them to wear ordinary name tags and badges (at least while we figure out how to disband the agency)?
or you can have 34 felony counts and be fine. Really depends on who's Breaking the Laws
swing voters are real, here to stay, and gigantic morons
Simply vote the baton off your neck!
We have to demand that Trump’s federal agents are held accountable for killing Americans just like we do when state and local . . . . fuck
American netizens are devising ingenious puns to avoid the country's pervasive online censorship.
“If the person is a U. S. citizen or otherwise lawfully in the United States, that individual will be free to go after the brief encounter.” -Brett Kavanaugh bsky.app/profile/thei...
surrounding them after they just killed somebody and shouting “you can’t kill us all, nazis” is legitimate “ready to run through a wall” inspirational
they’re abducting our neighbors and putting them in concentration camps and they’ll shoot you in the fucking face if you don’t cheer them on while they’re doing it.
“i’ve been on the tour of the jelly belly factory, because I was in a production of Marat Sade,” said the woman who plays Jubilee in the X-Men cartoons.
Source: a podcast I am listening to. Life is a Mad Lib.
I have five friends who do not know each other who are all this guy
(I cannot believe Space Force still exists. I was *positive* Joe Biden was going to begin his inaugural address with, "First of all, we're obviously not doing Space Force.")
every time
It's pretty breathtaking! I saw this movie by getting Netflix to mail me the disc, by the way. "Triumph of the Will," too. I'm on a list somewhere.
America, you've spoken loud and clear: you do not like being stabbed in the dick with an ice pick. But what if stabbing yourself in the dick with an ice pick is the only way to fight, idk, climate change or whatever?
Okay, okay, math professors, you don’t like copying from another student’s test. But what if that is the only way to make progress in our field?
