⚢ joan of arkham asylum ⚢

I really just mastered the art of cooking eggs in a stainless steel pan. I need you all to know how hard this makes me.

coincidentally purchased a candle holder a candle baby at separate stores ytd. this is funny 2 me and only me

meanwhile i’m in jail (the bathroom) for eating a cheeseburger from a fast food joint that famously makes me ill every time i eat there

got a bit of a haul td but i’m keeping it in jail (the living room) until i can clear Junk Mountain from the floor since i finally trashed my old ikea shelf

Lemon Tea #oilpainting #art

my algo sucks on this app idk who to follow or what to like to make it look like my twt tl

all i get is fet art for fetishes i do not have not want to see for that matter

get out of my house. u literally came up to me while i was building land u lil attention whore

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30 years with you 🌈💕🎶☁️

just went down to two stars on my island because i threw out too many flowers + i fucked up time traveling so my empty plot got autofilled with cheddar + i’m still a virgin L

watching poor things 2023 after seeing a review simply stating “barbie for the mentally ill”

it may dethrone suckerpunch and that scares me

put more bara men with giant tits and tiny clothing on my tl NOW

A slippery fish like him can't be caught so easily #Rafayel #LoveandDeepspace

the two saves on this i know what you are

sketch of a woman in punjabi bridal ensemble

sketch

gave my mom 7 bucks the other day and made her grab it while she was out

I finally finished the lineart for this picture:
Dark Elf Gunmage

taking a fistful of painkillers with no pants on #HatManComeGetThisHole #SelfImposedSleepParalysisCommunity #FreeUsePuppyFailure

i just close my eyes and pretend i’m somewhere else all day

just talked myself off the ledge from buying two tacos for twelve dollars after delivery, tax and tip

Doing art badly is good and sacred

mourning her rn

on top of a dinner i barely ate and sleeping on a lumpy mattress with a napkin for a blanket

not feeling 100%. i just look around and hate my life every day it’s awesome

idc im mad my mom bought the perfume i wanted in the wrong scent then kept the wrong one bc she didn’t feel like returning it

it’s in a cute flower shaped bottle and you press down on one of the petals to make it spray. i would’ve kept it but it’s green apple scent which smells like musty BO to me

I turned 30 in Chicago YouTube video by phaun

Hi! Please check this out so I can use the data to optimize future irl content like the Pokemon Museum I want to visit and stuff! ty love yall

*so

minor typo i will be put into the Device later so long farewell scatter my remains in front of my dearest enemies so they may finally rest

ok you can have peanut butter on the crackers but we don’t have any clean knives do you will have to apply it with a plastic spoon

what’s for breakfast! well, you have a choice of

just two eggs prepared in some sort of fashion

quarter of a sleeve of crackers

or

one slice of garlic bread heated up poorly bc the instructions were tossed and this is not a brand in familiar with and i cannot seem to find the correct temperature

fuck i think the sketchbook i bought’s cover is ai

fuck. fuck fuck fuck this disease is everywhere

i only spent two bucks on it but goddammit leave me alone with this shit

Cover of 2026 illustration zine, featuring a character in a fur coat and jewellery. The background is checkered blue and purple.

I'll be at festival of the photocopier this weekend with a new zine!