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Teddy πŸ‡­πŸ‡Ή

@teddylj

BSN. CCRN, CMC. Bad nurse, worse poster NJ to MN

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"indirectly voting for Donald Trump" lmao dumb

12.03.2026 19:49 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

C'mon now.

They're 12

12.03.2026 19:22 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Enough of them do actually support trans rights, which is why nearly every special election of the past year has been won by politicians willing to stand up for trans people.

Oh wait. I forgot I'm supposed to castigate you for being a white cis male!

12.03.2026 14:28 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

You're right, most definitely wouldn't make that choice voluntarily.

12.03.2026 12:38 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Triage mostly happens in a hospital and is typically done by a nurse. Out-of-hospital "triage", outside of a mass causality event, happens on the scene and is directed by whomever has the biggest swinging balls.

That EMS crew should be ashamed for transporting a panic attack before a GWS.

12.03.2026 07:15 πŸ‘ 42 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Fully torqued off that Nike Run Club. Absolutely bouncing to this '24 era playlist it recommends.

11.03.2026 18:55 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The type of behavior that makes you believe that all of their fecklessness is on purpose

11.03.2026 05:45 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

OK, we've got from bath start to bedtime end down to like 1:45 or 2 hours, and I feel like that's as good as we're gonna get for now.

11.03.2026 01:47 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

He knows exactly what he's doing and why. You are being too charitable.

10.03.2026 17:59 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

You're both deeply misunderstanding what you're viewing here.

He knows fully well what he's being asked about. This is a man struggling to not reveal what he actually thinks and feels on a videotaped disposition. They call it "hiding your power level".

10.03.2026 17:58 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Deep in the children's entertainment mines, there's a startling difference in the educational intent and quality between Nickelodeon's Blaze (And The Monster Machines) and heroslop like Disney's Spidey and His Amazing Friends

09.03.2026 12:44 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Great time to find yourself in an EV!

08.03.2026 16:08 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Which grade are 12 year olds in?

08.03.2026 16:06 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Was the juice worth the squeeze?

08.03.2026 16:03 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Library day!

07.03.2026 16:34 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Zohran should have hired him for something

07.03.2026 05:42 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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What Iranians in Iran think of Iranians in Beverly Hills dancing as they get bombed by US-Israel.

06.03.2026 02:49 πŸ‘ 186 πŸ” 74 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

Look at those numbers!!!

06.03.2026 12:34 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

AKIIIRRRAAAAAA

04.03.2026 16:27 πŸ‘ 46 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Because he's 38, guys

01.03.2026 13:33 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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US man issues challenge to disprove his claim of having world’s smallest penis to raise micropenis awareness North Carolina’s Michael Phillips revealed that he had a 0.38in member in bid to reduce stigma of the condition

He's gotta be on BlueSky, right?

28.02.2026 22:43 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

Thought it was a young Karl Urban for a second

28.02.2026 05:34 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I think you've got something there. But I also think that there's maybe some juice in the idea of a candidate saying "I'm going to make the Ellison monopoly eat shit". Even just saying that "this will face hard future scrutiny" now probably has an effect on this probable merger.

27.02.2026 15:48 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Why hasn't JB Pritzker announced that they will be scrutinizing individual DOJ employees that disobey lawful judges orders?

Do they ALL have complete and ironclad blanket immunity? If so, do the candidates not realize that this makes their grasping statements easier?

27.02.2026 15:45 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

On the subject, why aren't the current crop of maybewhatifs talking about this shit? Why isn't KHarris or GNewsom dropping lines in interviews about prosecutions for ICE violations of civil liberties? They could come out and say they will void out those 5-year contract bonuses.

27.02.2026 15:45 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Netflix Backs Out of Bid for Warner Bros., Paving Way for an Ellison Takeover

IF there were a Democratic candidate who I might otherwise find distasteful but promised to break these RW media monopolies on the wheel, we could start there.

27.02.2026 15:39 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

"narcissistic lawyers forcing puberty blockers on pre-teens to advance their politcal ambitions"

hmmmm maybe this thing that doesn't exist is equally as bad as these things that do exist, as long as we remember not to be too mean to wealthy pedos

24.02.2026 07:19 πŸ‘ 65 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

This one is a joke post folks

24.02.2026 07:02 πŸ‘ 24 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Yes it is a joke post

24.02.2026 07:01 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Wasn't this TV show like 15 years ago?

23.02.2026 16:47 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0