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@aband0nedmilk

|They/it| |23| |Great Lakes sailor / shitbox owner / mediocre musician / research consultant for Brick Immortar on YouTube|

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Also replaced the thermostat and heater control while I was in there

13.02.2026 23:39 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Never beating the Honda owner allegations dawg

13.02.2026 23:38 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Average driving/parking experience in Ann Arbor, MI

07.02.2026 16:42 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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30.01.2026 18:15 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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He is in fact no more. Breaks my heart every time

30.01.2026 14:25 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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It’s cold as balls again so just for fun I decided to wake up the whole fleet to hear them all sputter and wheeze to life much to the dismay of my neighbors

30.01.2026 14:15 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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Probably should have moved her outside in hindsight

22.01.2026 18:43 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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I started dahlia and let her run for a few minutes and i like to think this is how every car in the neighborhood feels whenever she turns over

22.01.2026 18:41 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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The princess and the pleb

15.01.2026 14:58 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Also it’s wild how many new mutuals I have that have no idea what this car was and weren’t around when we were in our prime because this little fucker took me everywhere and anywhere in my pre-sailing days

06.01.2026 22:47 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0
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Yes I’m lamenting over this car again. No I will not stop

I miss this turd so much, especially with winter in full swing because god damn was he the best snow/ice car I’ve ever driven

06.01.2026 22:46 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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You know, I took this photo back in 2024 thinking it would be just another funny addition to the β€œOswald calamity collection” but it still breaks my heart whenever I come across it in my photos because it was the last time he truly moved more than a few feet under his own power

06.01.2026 22:46 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

MARK ART YAHOO

29.12.2025 09:56 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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28.12.2025 17:27 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

WHAT DOES THIS MEAN

28.12.2025 16:47 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Jumpscare but in a good way,,,

28.12.2025 15:41 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Get OUTTA the North Atlantic stinky

28.12.2025 15:39 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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These things were absolute monstrosities that hated anything and everything involving water so I gotta give credit mainly to Robert Shaw for agreeing to get thrashed around by one (and especially his stuntman Dick Butler for getting DRAGGED UNDERWATER BY ONE)

27.12.2025 12:38 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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With the great mid-2020s FNAF resurgence in full swing, I think it’s funny that the closest we’ll ever see to an irl springlock failure is when Bruce the shark’s hydraulics acted up during a late night visit to the Jaws set in 1974 and almost ate George Lucas

27.12.2025 12:38 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Playing in the ice again

27.12.2025 09:42 πŸ‘ 13 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Mentally I am in the WorldsChat Googie Room and I refuse to come out

25.12.2025 09:23 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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-goes on vacation off the Norwegian coast

-gets blown up

-refuses to elaborate and capsizes

23.12.2025 18:52 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Hi Willow,,,

23.12.2025 18:16 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Me when my service history consists of 1 friendly fire incident, two kills, blowing up and sinking, and nothing else

23.12.2025 18:16 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Roma- in service: 8/22/42 sunk: 9/9/43 kills: 0

Yamato- in service: 12/16/41 sunk: 8/31/45 kills: 2

Bismarck- in service: 8/24/40 sunk: 5/27/41 kills: 1

Tirpitz- in service: 2/25/41 sunk: 10/12/44 kills: 0

23.12.2025 18:04 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Because fascist built, ego driven battleships have gone so well in the past

23.12.2025 18:04 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

I found Adam’s channel after his collab with Dan Bell many years ago. There’s something special about poking around places you’re not supposed to, and he had a true art for making it contagiously fun

Rest in peace Adam. Thank you for 15+ years of adventures

23.12.2025 10:22 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Average Midwesterner activities

20.12.2025 17:17 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Jerry: Kramer what’s going on in there 
Capt Marco Ramius: confirm range to target. One ping only.
Kramer: One ping only Jerry.

Jerry: Kramer what’s going on in there Capt Marco Ramius: confirm range to target. One ping only. Kramer: One ping only Jerry.

09.12.2025 19:40 πŸ‘ 426 πŸ” 75 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 2
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Skrunky tired doggie

09.12.2025 13:01 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0