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Canis Latranscendental

@grimmycoyote

Trickster, goblin creature, clown. Pansexual weirdo. Drinker of beer, eater of meats. Lover of bunnies. Master Porksmith. Disciple of Blessed Ninkasi. He/Him/They/Them. Seattle Creature.

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Yup!

08.03.2026 04:43 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Y'all check out this bottle opener that @rufuswolf.bsky.social MADE for me for my birthday.

08.03.2026 04:38 πŸ‘ 28 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh totally understand. It's utterly despicable.

07.03.2026 03:42 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Just like everything else about these creeps, no decency.

07.03.2026 03:33 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

That's fair.

07.03.2026 03:26 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

2022. Whatever it was.

07.03.2026 02:38 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The 1 million satelites thing will be just as successful as mars by 2012, hyperloop, and the million other stupid techbro fantasies. Calm down.

07.03.2026 02:05 πŸ‘ 14 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0

Relevant to my interests...

07.03.2026 02:03 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Foxes LOVE suffering!

07.03.2026 01:17 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Suffering is for fox

07.03.2026 00:52 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

2 slim Jims, a half a bag of cool ranch corn nuts, and a twizzler.

07.03.2026 00:06 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Good news!

06.03.2026 23:48 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh I will.

06.03.2026 22:00 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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The highly technical, extremely precise method of jigging us print operators use to hold stacks of booklets together while trimming in th3 guillotine. Don't be jealous of my high tech solution.

06.03.2026 22:00 πŸ‘ 14 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Let's be dog together.

06.03.2026 21:57 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Well you ARE

06.03.2026 21:07 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Its a closed shop. I mostly dress in jeans and hoodies. No biz cas here. They don't care. But close enough. XD

06.03.2026 21:07 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Anyway. Speaking of orgies. I've got all my gear in a bag under my desk at work for tonight (taking the train after I clock out) and man it feels weird and slightly transgressive.

06.03.2026 20:41 πŸ‘ 25 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Next time can I predict a particularly delicious beer? A fun time at an orgy? A period of prolonged peace and cooperation in the international community? No? Only horror and shittiness? Oh. Ok.

06.03.2026 20:39 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Fuck you and your gift of prophecy, Apollo.

06.03.2026 20:36 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Screaming about the threat of dominionist evangelical christians for decades and being called intolerant and paranoid. Vindication is nice. But fuck if I don't feel like Cassandra AGAIN

06.03.2026 20:35 πŸ‘ 16 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Work is being a BITCH today so I left the shop for lunch. Needed to just not be there for a while.

06.03.2026 20:31 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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06.03.2026 20:27 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Iggy fukkin Pop. XD

06.03.2026 20:23 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Well, gas is expensive, and food is expensive, and we’re doing a war nobody wants, but at least there are no jobs

06.03.2026 19:47 πŸ‘ 30027 πŸ” 7427 πŸ’¬ 225 πŸ“Œ 237
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06.03.2026 20:22 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Horses’s favorite pasta sauce bologneighs

06.03.2026 18:03 πŸ‘ 63 πŸ” 20 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0

I wish to: be dog

06.03.2026 20:21 πŸ‘ 31 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 0

Baristas are cruel masters.

06.03.2026 20:16 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Can't think of a better way to kick off Sheptember!
Amazing art by @potvoheu.bsky.social
#tftuesday #tfeveryday

04.09.2025 00:04 πŸ‘ 601 πŸ” 102 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0