Golden Öyster Cult

I’ll go the rest of my life gobsmacked that so many people thought there was a secret cabal of pedophiles who ordered children using pizza-related code words and it turned out they all used Gmail and said things like “hello there, fellow pedophile, is the sex crime party this weekend?”

Oh man, you’re telling me the new Ayatollah is actually more extreme than the old one and none of this liberated any Iranians?

Gosh. Well I just feel like a total moron because me, a serious person, actually believed we were liberating Iran.

Contrary to his claim, Elon Musk is NOT a trillionaire

That’s actually a good thing, bc it’s a moral imperative that any trillionaire be hunted, & clubbed to death, their essence pulverized in a centrifuge until turned into a mineral-rich and nutritious goo that can be reconstituted into the earth

I heard about that show. It won a Humanitas 😉

Our entire economy is just being propped up by data center construction, defense contractor production, and healthcare workers.

Wall Street Journal Headline reads “U.S. Loses 92,000 Jobs in Widespread and Unexpected Downturn”

“Unexpected”

We should start noting all of these tactics used to suppress the vote so we can effectively and universally fight them

Jesse Singal: “I don’t understand why all these experts with degrees keep disagreeing with me. So demoralizing. What could the explanation be??”

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For a party that claims to hate socialism, they sure seem to enjoy getting publicly owned.

Graham Platner’s Nazi-tattoo-having ass shared a tweet from Nazi-ass-motherfucker Stew Peters.

Beginning to think the guy might be sus….

The human body is so poorly designed. God just chose the lowest bid subcontractor who ended up throwing a bunch of organs inside a ziplock bag made of skin and called it a day.

The real conspiracy is that there was never any such day as September 11, 2001 thanks to Pope John Paul II

Howard Lutnick’s sons bought up a bunch of the rights to tariff refunds. Many companies were entitled to refundeds if they were ever overturned and sold their rights to them at a reduced rate to Lutnick’s kids.

Those sons are entitled to the full refunds now that SCOTUS overturned the tariffs.

Screenshot from The Simpsons of actor Troy McClure in a Muppet movie, where his face is visibly creased with wrinkles. The caption, originally reading “That’s not a leather Muppet. That’s Troy McClure,” now has the name “Robert Kennedy Jr.” in its place.

This popped into my head after seeing that exercise video against my will so I made it into a meme

Reactionary thought is merely making personal grievance your entire philosophy

Calling it now: the US political media's treatment of AOC is going to make their treatment of Hillary Clinton or Al Gore look like a model of balance and discretion.

it's one thing to say with regards to a general election "vote blue no matter who"

but it's a completely different thing to insist (as *lots* of Dem accounts I've personally seen are saying) that trans ppl *must* vote for Newsom when we're still several years away from presidential primaries!

If you want to understand why rich guys are turning back to eugenics and recreating the rhetoric and theology of slavery, it’s because they know on some level this level of wealth inequality is unjustifiable bsky.app/profile/marl...

U.S. Deports Nine Migrants in Secret, Ignoring Legal Protections

last month the US secretly deported nine asylum seekers to cameroon where they’ve been trapped at a local government-owned compound until they agree to return to their home countries where they face persecution and death. none have history of violence.

George Conway gets it but I’m assuming Chuck Schumer will need to consult with the imaginary friends he has who hate him before he takes action…

Someone has sure already made this observation but the fact they can convert all those empty warehouses into prison camps means they could have converted them into housing, community centers, job training centers or, hell, libraries or schools all along. It’s always a matter of will not resources.

Shocking

Dr. Strangelove was correct: the apocalypse is going to be SO stupid.

Conservatives mass buying conservative entertainment to game the ratings has always been their game. It’s why the NYT bestseller list had to remove mass/bulk purchases from its selling criteria

This is bleak: Jes Staley, currently CEO of Barclays, reassuring Epstein that popular revolt against financial elites is unlikely because capitalism and pop culture have defanged social movements, leaving people more invested in consumption than justice.

My all time favorite joke from a comedian is Dave Attell: “I hate traveling, I guess ‘cause my dad used to beat me with a globe.”

Image of a human fused with a tree saying “would you please kill me?”

My nine year old laptop when I boot it up