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El Beastie aka ellieAPI aka veritastrophe aka evansekeful internet loreist // miner at the spreadsheet factory // reply bae // complex systems enthusiast

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Figure skater Alysa Liu holding up her 2026 Olympics gold medal grimacing and exposing her teeth.

Figure skater Alysa Liu holding up her 2026 Olympics gold medal grimacing and exposing her teeth.

Oakland rap legend Mac Dre popping his chain and collar simultaneously while grimacing and showing his teeth (colloquially known as a "thizz face").

Oakland rap legend Mac Dre popping his chain and collar simultaneously while grimacing and showing his teeth (colloquially known as a "thizz face").

Alysa Liu. A proud product of Oakland.

19.02.2026 22:45 πŸ‘ 3596 πŸ” 528 πŸ’¬ 31 πŸ“Œ 42
"Moderna's CEO announced the company will no longer invest in new Phase 3 vaccine trials for infectious diseases: 'You cannot make a return on investment if you don't have access to the U.S. market. Vaccines for Epstein-Barr virus, herpes, and shingles have been shelved.”
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Feb 12, 2026
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"Moderna's CEO announced the company will no longer invest in new Phase 3 vaccine trials for infectious diseases: 'You cannot make a return on investment if you don't have access to the U.S. market. Vaccines for Epstein-Barr virus, herpes, and shingles have been shelved.” 9:12 AM Feb 12, 2026 604.8K Views

In terms of what cures are being lost:

- Epstein-Barr virus is perhaps the major trigger for multiple sclerosis
- herpes simplex virus causes cold sores, genital herpes, infections in babies, deadly meningitis
- shingles virus causes an intensely painful disease

13.02.2026 05:44 πŸ‘ 12542 πŸ” 6208 πŸ’¬ 444 πŸ“Œ 785

lmao this has gotta be so widespread

15.02.2026 00:50 πŸ‘ 384 πŸ” 50 πŸ’¬ 16 πŸ“Œ 1

My favorite move in Pierce county is the sudden jerk to change lanes

14.02.2026 08:37 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Jayapal: To the survivors in the room, if you are willing, please stand. And if you are willing, please raise your hands. If you have still not been able to meet with this DOJ. Please note for the record that every single survivor has raised their hand.

11.02.2026 15:45 πŸ‘ 28983 πŸ” 10304 πŸ’¬ 1068 πŸ“Œ 625
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Rep. Delia Ramirez to DHS officials: "I have as much respect for you as I do for the last white men who put on masks to terrorize communities of color. I have no respect for the inheritors of the Klanhood and the slave patrol. Those activities were criminal and so are yours."

10.02.2026 17:11 πŸ‘ 53367 πŸ” 16911 πŸ’¬ 1157 πŸ“Œ 1343

my theory why tech bros have gone insane is that tech optimism was their fuel for awhile. that began to fade as the future was looking less utopian and was obviously always about getting infinite money. when the public began to turn on big tech, tech turned to reactionary ideology to fill the void

05.02.2026 20:24 πŸ‘ 3602 πŸ” 383 πŸ’¬ 102 πŸ“Œ 23

i don't particularly disagree with a lot of the critiques of anarchist activism by liberals but I bristle when they act as if their best practices are any wiser. we're here because none of us figured out how to avoid being here.

everyone should have some goddamn humility.

04.02.2026 01:45 πŸ‘ 4574 πŸ” 543 πŸ’¬ 67 πŸ“Œ 35
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30.01.2026 19:57 πŸ‘ 28069 πŸ” 9224 πŸ’¬ 362 πŸ“Œ 760

"moot is in the epstein files" is the completely true sentence that has finally convinced me this is all an extremely stupid simulation and that we're all being used to power a robot overlord's game gear or something

31.01.2026 03:22 πŸ‘ 5866 πŸ” 1106 πŸ’¬ 72 πŸ“Œ 100
White guy with resting mar-a-lago face. An eldritch horror.

White guy with resting mar-a-lago face. An eldritch horror.

check out this guy i found

27.01.2026 17:20 πŸ‘ 1222 πŸ” 91 πŸ’¬ 426 πŸ“Œ 394

i read a piece in the atlantic that went into detail about how local organizers helped people figure out and coordinate what they can do based on level of danger and time commitment and it really is a solid model

28.01.2026 06:21 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

it is beautiful how we are having another moment of Bluesky unity. everybody basking in the glow of how Ilhan Omar was very visibly gonna punch that dude in the mouth

28.01.2026 02:28 πŸ‘ 10932 πŸ” 1360 πŸ’¬ 120 πŸ“Œ 44

I know that I owe because the last rounds of these fuckfaces’ tax reforms basically screwed the economically mobile so I’m probably going to file an extension this year in hopes the nausea settles a bit by the time they come due.

25.01.2026 07:13 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

the "and you're surprised by this?" guys have never been less vital than they are right now

24.01.2026 18:52 πŸ‘ 4668 πŸ” 564 πŸ’¬ 57 πŸ“Œ 15

Whenever I see posts from people warning not to watch videos of state sanctioned murders, see instructions on how to avoid the clips, I understand and sympathize with the reasons for it, but I keep thinking "pretty soon you may not have the choice to opt out of having to see the violence"

24.01.2026 19:38 πŸ‘ 151 πŸ” 23 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 2

cheney bargaining with the devil in hell

01.12.2025 21:14 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
NBC's broadcast of the Macy's parade has superimposed the word "FOREIGNER" over the balloon of Mario.

NBC's broadcast of the Macy's parade has superimposed the word "FOREIGNER" over the balloon of Mario.

Was not expecting this blatant xenophobia on my tv first thing in the morning...

27.11.2025 13:40 πŸ‘ 17185 πŸ” 3326 πŸ’¬ 160 πŸ“Œ 186

posting on bluesky for a new family tradition: avoiding my parents’ questions about how i spent my holiday

27.11.2025 20:17 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

another year of our family tradition of missing the dog show

27.11.2025 20:14 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

revenge

27.11.2025 06:45 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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The subtext in JD Vance asking for "patience" on the economy: When leaders stop talking about current conditions and jump straight to rosy forecasts, they’re signaling the present isn’t defensible. That’s your cue to scrutinize the numbers, not just the narrative.

25.11.2025 22:56 πŸ‘ 6805 πŸ” 2131 πŸ’¬ 292 πŸ“Œ 116
guy replying to my post about charging my apple mouse with β€˜you could try writing with the keyboard as opposed to the mouse’

guy replying to my post about charging my apple mouse with β€˜you could try writing with the keyboard as opposed to the mouse’

artie bucco aiming gun

artie bucco aiming gun

24.11.2025 18:25 πŸ‘ 941 πŸ” 30 πŸ’¬ 23 πŸ“Œ 2

captain planet used to give me nightmares about being poisoned and given some recent rule changes those anxieties weren’t entirely unfounded

24.11.2025 18:28 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

"writing code to solve a problem" used to have "understanding the problem" as a prerequisite. but vibecoding allows solution-shaped objects to be produced without any of the hard-won understanding. beware of solution-shaped objects.

24.11.2025 12:16 πŸ‘ 1201 πŸ” 218 πŸ’¬ 25 πŸ“Œ 28

will stancil is right sometimes but unfortunately annoying all the times which make it extra obnoxious when he’s confidently wrong (or perhaps willfully obtuse?)

24.11.2025 15:50 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

hey! i’m 39 thank you very much

23.11.2025 22:36 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

multicultural societies don't work as long as you don't count the single wealthiest, most powerful society in human history or any of the other successful ones

23.11.2025 01:03 πŸ‘ 325 πŸ” 50 πŸ’¬ 9 πŸ“Œ 2

edibles is actually short for edwardibles

22.11.2025 02:49 πŸ‘ 306 πŸ” 81 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 2