having a friend whoβs dad is also dead is fun. we have so much in common.
having a friend whoβs dad is also dead is fun. we have so much in common.
The Rehearsal is a tv show that's basic premise is "is it ethical to make a TV show?" (and comes to the answer of "probably not")
Wow all of these couples are insufferable
Yall wanna get high, watch Couples Therapy, and fight with your spouse?
I do not like to move. Thatβs it. Thatβs the post.
Itβs Friday you know what that means π πΌπ πΌπ πΌ
A screengrab of Ms Casey from Severance
your outie is the best shitposter on Bluesky
Me to my husband, the father of my child: if I were in the pods Iβd go after the skater boy. No doubt in my mind. That dbag would be my # 1.
There are so many couples this season and I hateβ¦. All of them? #loveisblind
Why only after children go to bed do dogs partake in absolute buffoonery?
another season of love is blind, STILL NO ONE MISSING AN APPENDAGE
another season of love is blind, still no fatties.
Spotted: Valentineβs Prix Fixe menu, $99/per person
Primi: egg
Secondi: egg
Dolci: Cadbury egg
I, like my toddler, have a very specific night time routine and you shant alter it.
Do I need to buy a house with an indoor hot tub in the floor?
βOh, did a sportsball happen?β I whisper smugly from my vantage point on a distant cliff, the sounds of celebration in the village far below just barely audible over the lonely wind whipping my tattered cloak
This meme is a personal attack.
Drake rn:
Cans of oat milk spray cheese
this is the kind of American scientific ingenuity the republicans want to take from you
Motherfucker.
yall I am so depressed rn lmao
i have to fight a tooth AND a nail?!
Hey man sorry to hear about all your political turmoil. Would it help if I scrolled around on the computer all day and drove myself insane?
Both of my husbandβs children enjoy stuffed animals more than I ever could have guessed.
Edited Ben Franklin quote that reads: "Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase a little egg deserve neither liberty nor eggβ -Benjamin Franklin
How to explain to my body that I am not being chased by wolves and that it is just my toddler wailing for mac n cheese?
Now the whole country gets the experience of what it's like when private equity buys the place you work
Itβs a new fiscal year you know what that means.
(Layoffs)