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@caffeineandcrying

Corporate midwestern millennial. Certified snack bitch.

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having a friend who’s dad is also dead is fun. we have so much in common.

18.07.2025 23:04 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The Rehearsal is a tv show that's basic premise is "is it ethical to make a TV show?" (and comes to the answer of "probably not")

30.04.2025 20:16 πŸ‘ 351 πŸ” 39 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 4

Wow all of these couples are insufferable

17.04.2025 01:51 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Yall wanna get high, watch Couples Therapy, and fight with your spouse?

17.04.2025 01:39 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I do not like to move. That’s it. That’s the post.

15.04.2025 23:54 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It’s Friday you know what that means πŸ’…πŸΌπŸ’…πŸΌπŸ’…πŸΌ

21.02.2025 19:51 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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19.02.2025 00:33 πŸ‘ 96 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
A screengrab of Ms Casey from Severance

A screengrab of Ms Casey from Severance

your outie is the best shitposter on Bluesky

19.02.2025 00:44 πŸ‘ 99 πŸ” 14 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 2

Me to my husband, the father of my child: if I were in the pods I’d go after the skater boy. No doubt in my mind. That dbag would be my # 1.

18.02.2025 02:29 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

There are so many couples this season and I hate…. All of them? #loveisblind

18.02.2025 02:28 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Why only after children go to bed do dogs partake in absolute buffoonery?

17.02.2025 00:49 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

another season of love is blind, STILL NO ONE MISSING AN APPENDAGE

16.02.2025 02:10 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

another season of love is blind, still no fatties.

16.02.2025 01:25 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Spotted: Valentine’s Prix Fixe menu, $99/per person

Primi: egg

Secondi: egg

Dolci: Cadbury egg

15.02.2025 01:29 πŸ‘ 85 πŸ” 8 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 0

I, like my toddler, have a very specific night time routine and you shant alter it.

14.02.2025 01:13 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Do I need to buy a house with an indoor hot tub in the floor?

12.02.2025 12:41 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

β€œOh, did a sportsball happen?” I whisper smugly from my vantage point on a distant cliff, the sounds of celebration in the village far below just barely audible over the lonely wind whipping my tattered cloak

10.02.2025 04:10 πŸ‘ 9803 πŸ” 1329 πŸ’¬ 119 πŸ“Œ 57
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This meme is a personal attack.

10.02.2025 19:18 πŸ‘ 92 πŸ” 27 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 1
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Drake rn:

10.02.2025 01:53 πŸ‘ 16846 πŸ” 2078 πŸ’¬ 68 πŸ“Œ 41
Cans of oat milk spray cheese

Cans of oat milk spray cheese

this is the kind of American scientific ingenuity the republicans want to take from you

08.02.2025 20:41 πŸ‘ 13 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Motherfucker.

07.02.2025 08:08 πŸ‘ 13727 πŸ” 2651 πŸ’¬ 354 πŸ“Œ 141

yall I am so depressed rn lmao

07.02.2025 01:57 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

i have to fight a tooth AND a nail?!

05.02.2025 15:27 πŸ‘ 661 πŸ” 121 πŸ’¬ 18 πŸ“Œ 2

Hey man sorry to hear about all your political turmoil. Would it help if I scrolled around on the computer all day and drove myself insane?

06.02.2025 13:54 πŸ‘ 15430 πŸ” 2446 πŸ’¬ 159 πŸ“Œ 68

Both of my husband’s children enjoy stuffed animals more than I ever could have guessed.

05.02.2025 23:22 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Edited Ben Franklin quote that reads:

"Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase a little egg deserve neither liberty nor egg”
-Benjamin Franklin

Edited Ben Franklin quote that reads: "Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase a little egg deserve neither liberty nor egg” -Benjamin Franklin

05.02.2025 00:25 πŸ‘ 747 πŸ” 173 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 2

How to explain to my body that I am not being chased by wolves and that it is just my toddler wailing for mac n cheese?

04.02.2025 23:13 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Now the whole country gets the experience of what it's like when private equity buys the place you work

04.02.2025 18:42 πŸ‘ 22289 πŸ” 5271 πŸ’¬ 195 πŸ“Œ 246

It’s a new fiscal year you know what that means.

(Layoffs)

04.02.2025 19:16 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0