Nicole

an exhausted orange cat, on a pillow, yawning widely

Give me my fucking hour back. I need it

an orange cat looks truly exhausted after “daylight savings” stole an hour from him

I really needed that hour but they stole it

Is this the long patty sandwich because yes!!

Husband is going ice fishing this weekend, so I got a family member to watch the toddler so me and a friend could go to a craft class I'm really looking forward to that 💜

I'm doing okay - new boss started this week, so I'm very busy training her and doing my actual work, but I'm hopeful this will improve my work experience 🤞 I went to DFL caucus for the first time yesterday and it was fun, got to chat with a friend I haven't seen in forever.

She's gigantic 😭 god, she's so funny too. It's been too cold lately to really have fun outside, but we went to a neighborhood park rink recently to try out 'skating' in her boots and she loved it. Maybe she'll get in to skating or hockey one day, idk. She loves to help cook and do art. Such a good

A large CAVA bag stuffed with what it says is $50,000 for White House Border Czar Tom Homan.

It’s been reported Homan took bribery money when he was recorded by the FBI accepting a bag full of $50,000 in cash.

“ICE GTFO OF MN”

Minneapolis February 4, 2026

This is tremendous. Take the time to watch it.

Minnesota! Fuck yeah! 😘
Hope you've been doing okay, taking care of you 💜

The blood of the covenant (2 people who met online by writing about fictional characters fucking nasty) is thicker than the water of the womb

Why are elected Democrats like this?

QR codes?? how about requiring them to wear ordinary name tags and badges (at least while we figure out how to disband the agency)?

I don't even know!! 🫨 I think it's sort of a wash either way, but I don't really want to be driving down on my actual birthday (26) so maybe Thursday?
What are you thinking?

BTS tour dates in Chicago August 27 and 28

That's my birthday week!!

Abolish ICE—For Real This Time Neither activists nor elected Democrats should repeat the mistakes of the past.

Abolish ICE should be more than just an activist slogan. Time to put meat on the bones. By the same token, we need Democrats who won’t run away from good policy, needed accountability measures, and crucial democracy protections simply because they’re scared of Republican lies.

Because I need his book badly, I search T Kingfisher posts for "Marcus" on an embarrassing frequency and today see this update. Yay! 🐀
(I've also pre-ordered Daggerbound because I'm also excited for that birthday present.)

☕️📖 Nothing like spending a cozy morning curled up under a blanket with a cup of tea and a book on my lap to keep me company while I endlessly scroll my phone

@giselleslash.bsky.social you probably already saw it, but I just watched it for the first time yesterday - Red One features Lucy Liu period and specifically a scene where she is using her martial arts stick skills and I'm positive you like it 😹
Also Chris Evans in a pre-Captain America-style role

He was despised and rejected of men; a man of sorrows, and acquainted with grief.

a group of people are gathered in a living room with the words happy christmas eve eve on the bottom Alt: Friends TV where several members are gathered at Central Park and Phoebe greets Rachel, Monica, and Ross "Happy Christmas Eve Eve"

As is tradition with my people:

I'm sure they do/would see it and absolutely do not want that for themselves
God that whole thread was full of screenshots that made me 🤢

😭

To my friends from LiveJournal I still think about you Wonder if you finally quit, Do you still speak to your mom? I remember when you went to Japan How you swore you'd never forgive him. I can't remember to take my meds but I remember you wanted to live on a houseboat. It's a strange intimacy, all of us unspooling across decades of internet space Like balls of yarn leaving a trail behind us of everywhere and everyone we've ever been I hope you got your houseboat. I hope you got everything. -Hayley DeRoche

♥️

A western Quail walks along a sidewalk. He spots two head feather plumes, called topnots. He is looking very fancy

you have been visited by the Quail of the Double Top Knot. Like for good luck. Ignore to go fuck yourself.

goddamn

manifesting:
🕯
🕯 🕯
🕯 ai bubble 🕯

🕯 to pop disastrously 🕯

🕯 for all involved 🕯
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😹

LITERALLY what I thought too

A *huge* vaccine victory. I've been writing on this for years; Australia has seen remarkable progress in cervical cancer prevention with the HPV vaccine. I love seeing science triumph like this.