J.K. Rockin'

Yyyyyeah that'd do it. Anne's definitely got some big (justified!) feelings about alcohol abuse.

Arcadia 0% heterosexuality speedrun

They ARE doing the show! Huzzah. I didn't know a lot about it going in, but it's a much gayer remix of Sir Philip Sydney's Arcadia with songs by the Go-Gos. Turns out I knew a lot more of the latter than I thought!

Tonight: Head Over Heels at Hayes Theatre Company! Hopefully we get to actually do the show tonight!

Please... Mrs Huntingdon... let the samurai into your home...

I know very little about the personal lives of the Brontës, but by the contents of their novels I can only surmise that literally everyone with whom they socialised was a total fuckbag.

WILLIAM HARGRAVE YOU ALREADY KNOW WHAT'S UP ⚔️

ANNABELLA LOWBOROUGH NÉE WILMOT, YOU ALSO WILL TASTE COLD STEEL

AND I finally got around to contacting the security gate guy about the back gate (the right-hand gate post is sinking so the gate is scraping and catching on the paving, needs fixed) so I'm basically a house wizard

For those of you on tenterhooks to know how my heritage exemption certificate application and window bar installation is going: I got the certificate! Charles from the metalwork company came to do a full measure today! Progress!!! 🎉

"Starfleet" sounds like the name of a horse from Lord of the Rings.

a common thing autistic people deal with is the "I don't care that 'everyone' does it this way, that way is bullshit and I'm not doing it"

And that applies just as much to gender as it does to operating systems

HISS

can't believe I'm in the office doing spreadsheets while my island of Pokémon waits for me at home

Yeah, poorly.

Gently vexed that they got it in at 3:45 PM at the store in the mall I had left at 1:45 PM, but I will still take it!

A white hand holding a copy of Pokémon Pokopia for the Switch 2.

I'd switched my preorder from Officeworks to JB Hi-fi because although JB had it for $89 instead of $85, they also said they could get it for me by the 13th instead of the 20th

but in fact they got it in today??? SUCCESS

The dogs can live, but only the dogs.

Jane Eyre & a Samurai: Rochester? Beheaded. St John Rivers? Beheaded. Mr Brocklehurst? Beheaded. Aunt Reed? Not a man but definitely also beheaded

Writing a mashup novel called The Samurai of Wildfell Hall where the story is largely the same except an onna-musha beheads 90% of the men involved with a razor-sharp katana

RALPH HATTERSLEY YOUR NECK IS THE NEXT ON MY CHOPPING BLOCK

Getting REALLY wild... and stopping by Aldi on my way home!!!

Guy who was running late had forgotten to put the appointment in his calendar and said he could maybe come at 2, so as he was the guy who wanted to charge a $70 callout fee JUST TO QUOTE which he only waives if you accept his quote: nah!

That is my intention! Of the three tradies I had quoting, one has sent a quote without inspecting, one has just been and was polite and informative, and the third is 35 minutes late for a 9-to-11 appointment window, so quite possibly going home soon.

a screenshot of the music video Planet of the Bass, it has a man in a white outfit and angel wings, a woman in a robe and a crown, the caption reads "Women are my favorite guy"

happy international women's day to all my international women

My boss is in Canberra, one coworker is on leave, the other coworker is working from home to look after his partner post-surgery, and I am alone in the office, waiting for two different electricians to come quote on changing out our lights for LEDs.

I'd been hearing suspicious rustlings from the pantry and had been disappointed in my formerly mighty hunter that such things were going on in her territory, but! Tonight I returned home to most of a dead rat! Good job, babygirl. She has been patted and rewarded with a hero's feast (salmon Greenies)

Success! Sweet Pea has killed again! 🥳

As part of the hotel's Chinatowny refurb they've also put a selection of boba cocktails on the menu that sound dope, when next I'm in the area and feel like drinking.