Unfortunately, “Yo brother, legal team confirmed we can’t work with minors rn” is an instant classic
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Unfortunately, “Yo brother, legal team confirmed we can’t work with minors rn” is an instant classic
I've been thinking about the Rangers' decision to display One Riot, One Ranger, and what it says about who this team is for. So I wrote about that. It's a big ol' bummer.
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An important academic update
Halal Truck Mr. Beast
Eldest boy has taken to sending me messages and emails sporadically that look normal but when opened are just Halal Truck Mr. Beast
What does this imply for those of us who are not Christian, and who labor under the assumption that we're protected by the First Amendment?
interviewed someone about what it's like to live in a building owned by a two-time MVP and also not have heat in the aftermath of a blizzard defector.com/an-interview...
Markwayne Mullin is the most “defensive coordinator the whole team hates” option we have
Really good times chatting with Spencer about the uneasy present and future of college sports, which SEC towns are most committed to the Barefoot Is Legal lifestyle, and the extravagant suiting budget of old BBC programming. defector.com/imagining-th...
Exciting stuff, because just given how he thinks and what he cares about Trump's version of Paul Bremer is going to be Dean Cain.
You're absolutely right—that was not a command post, that was an elementary school. Those were not military leaders—they were schoolchildren. I said the opposite, and that's on me.
We're back for a bonus and some exciting news about Middle East military intervention! Plus: Getting the children's flu, being stranded in Savannah, bothering your significant other like a needy dog, and the Platner thing from a Mainer-in-law's perspective. The march on Havana starts in Ybor, baby!
That's great, never a bad time to do it.
He's the best. I recommend looking up his slowest home run trots. No one alive is doing it like him.
/veneers rattling around in mouth like change in a dryer "We booped 'em, I would even say we booped them very strongly, right on the snoot."
23 years old today
Hey thanks
It's beautiful. Rich imagery.
Bill Bradley was a decent Senator, as I recall.
Congratulations to Mark Teixeira on his big primary win in Texas. I am sure he will be a totally shameful and absolutely forgettable member of congress. It's basically what he's running on. defector.com/mark-teixeir...
I know the business is mostly just aggregating stories in the "unhoused man seen eating from salad bar" vein online, but the print edition definitely looks wrong. Impossible to imagine where someone would read this, and who such a reader would be.
"The CIA conspired to make me less cool than I was when I was 25" is the most succinct Gen X manifesto I've ever heard
Pretty fitting given the people in charge of things that basically every attempted official justification for what the US was going for in Iran and why they hadn't foreseen any of the extremely foreseeable consequences is basically at the level of something you'd hear during a field sobriety stop.
One of the funniest things to come out of this are the brits who won’t leave Dubai even as it’s being bombed. One influencer adjacent guy went on a live stream on his balcony and said he’d rather be killed by Iran than go back to Wigan
Exhausting, thank you.
when he's worked up in a big tizzy like this, trying to be an informed american citizen with an awareness of the geopolitical landscape is just an effort to digitally concuss yourself
With all due respect, I've built an artificial acting career in the Tillyverse that exactly parallels the one that Bruce McGill has in real life. I suspect that you cannot say the same. I'm in the Tillyverse version of Rizzoli & Isles and a lot of people are jealous of that. (Tilly plays Isles.)
Sedgwick’s prescription is “reparative reading,” a theory of more flexible sense-making that can hold truth and provide an antidote to the overwhelming paranoia of our times. While the conventional wisdom states, “Just because you’re paranoid doesn’t mean you don’t have enemies,” Sedgwick turns this formula on its head: “Just because you have enemies doesn’t mean you have to be paranoid.” Or to put it another way, having a direct understanding of systemic oppression (the healthcare system, police violence, the fascist state) does not condemn a person to a categorically paranoid point of view. To practice a worldview more expansive and more open to possibilities than paranoia does not mean you have to deny the reality or gravity of oppression.
Feeling paranoid about stochastic violence and weaponized media? Me too. That's why I can't stop thinking about this incredibly helpful essay by @littlewow.online in @flaminghydra.com about the idea of "reparative reading" as a corrective to the "paranoid style." flaminghydra.com/issue-511/
Typically good stuff from @sammillerbb.bsky.social on the current MLB Guy Situation and the challenges it presents to those of us in the Guy Remembering Community. (I assume everyone that cares about baseball and follows me already gets this newsletter.) pebblehunting.substack.com/p/forgetting...
We ran a great blog about the Politics Card Biz back in 2021, but the random autos are new to me. defector.com/finally-trad...
