meet my new computer: mike omputer
06.03.2026 05:41
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meet my new computer: mike omputer
everything Cristopher Walken did was funny. still is funny, but was funny, too
never noticed the words on the sleep cap before. every frame a painting.
i think the main issue with the internet is that you can log in, sign in, sign up... but not log up. once the brain wizards find us a way to "log up" i think it'll solve all our problems
where'd you get that sweet pic of Gavin Newsom
wearing a shirt that says
Depaved
Depraved
and ready to Cave
roughish sketch of a nondescript man crying while wearing a mask with a smug expression on it
On an endless woodgrain plane, two giant bold 3D words made out of a sort of metallic texture are stacked on top of each other: "Say Gex". A lensflare aimed straight at the viewer tops the "S" in the first word
quick question: ~which~ people will be put "first"
dawg you've got developers on your team (why.bsky) "vibe coding" using LLMs to generate up to 99% of their coding after they throw hot phones into the pool to "cool them off" you need to stop poking your userbase and start looking inwards
cops don't put away their pistols when they see Black people. not even for a crowd of them. less chance, actually
but ask your standard Black person how it feels to see a cop armed and walking towards you.
it's about power. he knew nobody there would challenge him about the tattoo
every single one of these ghouls that authorized this needs to be sat in an auditorium with eyes propped open like the ludovico technique watching "Wargames" until their eyes turn to dust
how do you just say "eh, let the AI handle it" when you are DROPPING BOMBS on a fucking HEAVILY POPULATED AREA
but he ain't Betty's wife
that's Mr. Boop, of course
free credit report dot com
j. g. wentworth
education connection
the triumvirate
they predicted Earth Defense Force
sopa de mariscos bros.
with insides as ugly as yours nobody is even stopping for a nanosecond to think of you in pajamas. grow the fuck up
i'm saying YOU are protecting the WAYANS you pile of brainworms
"you're not as popular as this person, so they deserve to be protected when they do a queerphobic thing" is certainly a take
nothing worse than a self-hating fag. at least with nazis you know where they stand
as an 80's queer kid i'm about to shoe check my foot into your sack then you can tell me how your left nut tastes
Odo's older brother who made ONE complete terrible human face early on but never tried harder
The key to every man's heart is...
okay. they're gone. listen, there's something really urgent i have to tell you. there IS a key to every man's heart and i have 2 minutes before mine shuts off. i need you to use this scalpel to cut into my left deltoid to get my key.
NOPE! ouch. your other left
mass civilian graves are soooo funny. the whole squad's laughing bro
Jon Stewart: the Democrat's Republican
the nation "sensitive towards... pronouns" voted for the Nazi's and White Supremacist's preferred presidential candidate so i dunno what floor polish you're inhaling just keep it the fuck away from everyone else
Screenshot from the Dark Souls video game at the Eternal Dragon with the words "DRAGON DRAINED" superimposed in a Dark Souls-like font
okay but fun fact Porygon was created out of pure spite because somebody told Tajiri that 2D sprites were dumb, so his game was gonna be dumb, and 3D graphics were the future. he would need a game with 3D characters to get anywhere
Tajiri: "bet"
crude drawing of a guy with an snarky grin and arched eyebrow pointing to the right with their thumb. they are wearing a hat that says "thinking cap" (it's a cutout from the "this fucking sucks actually / literal coolest thing ever" webcomic)
