Thanks to Amazon I can tell you that I go through 1000 toothpicks roughly every four years.
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Thanks to Amazon I can tell you that I go through 1000 toothpicks roughly every four years.
It's not my fault!! There are so many cultures I'm trying to hard
We're late to the party and just started watching Pluribus, and while the concept is interesting and exciting, it's only been two episodes and Carol is already inching up the list of most insufferable characters on TV. I'm hoping there's a sea change here. I'm guessing there's not.
They used to "laugh and call him names." Now they're all dead
How am I older than Philip Rivers
I pointed this out to the waitress because I thought she'd find the absurdity amusing and she absolutely did not. To be fair if I were in her shoes I would have probably just stabbed me, so points for restraint.
This coney island has two TVs both showing the 49ers game. One TV is in real time and the other TV is about a half hour in the past and it's causing a weird kind of cognitive dissonance that might make me bleed out my ears.
(Jameis Winston appears in a poof of smoke) "Oh, my sweet summer child ..."
It's me
RECURRING REVENUE ACCELERATION
RECURRING REVENUE ACCELERATION
RECURRING REVENUE ACCELERATION
RECURRING REVENUE ADVERTISING
RECORDING REMOTE ACROSTIC
REFUSING RESUME ACTIVITIES
Recurring revenue acceleration!!!!
Recurring revenue acceleration?
Recurring revenue acceleration
Going through my feed and unfollowing all the soccer people bundled in the BlueSky sports starter pack is so freeing. I'm personally offended that I had to see something about someone scoring some kind of goal in Scotland or by Scotland or near Scotland or I don't really know but shut up about it.
Sauce for the goose, Mr. Savik.
I found two more pieces of candy on the sidewalk during my walk this morning. Forbidden sidewalk candy you are mine.
Of course it's true, but saying "everyone has opinions" is so self-evident that it kind of defeats the ability to talk about anything at all. I'm not being a dick, I just have nothing to say to that. People think different things? Ok, cool.
Cool
It is good! Listen - I'm as hardened a cynical jackass as you're likely to find and even I spent like four years muttering "Guns and ships and so the balance shifts"
People are so fucking joyless
Someone out there is still doing Hamilton takes?
I found this piece of candy on the lawn while mowing this afternoon and after careful consideration I definitely ate it. I ate lawn candy.
God I hated that class. A second only to calculus based statistics and probability, which I straight up failed and had to take again over the summer.
Am I going to a black site
Why the motherfuck would you drive a car like this. I'm begging you to use the rear wiper like one time.
Vikings, it’s time to put in Timothee Chalamet
I still don't know what happened in Portland and frankly I don't care to know.
One post last night ominously read, "Things have gone off the rails in Portland" and I was like, first of all, the Ducks play in Eugene, second, it was an away game, and third, they crushed Rutgers, so what the fuck are you talking about?
I was trying to use Bluesky's "Starter Packs" feature (cool idea, shockingly abysmal implementation) to follow some sports accounts and now my feed is 99% niche soccer content and I want to die.
