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Writer of things. Wader of creeks. Dog barker. Compulsive smartass. MSTie#51254. Mostly bipedal.

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For the last few days the President of the USA and the White House communications team have been active agents of Russian influence, spreading the Putin narrative and trying to undermine democracy.

05.03.2026 08:01 πŸ‘ 908 πŸ” 295 πŸ’¬ 54 πŸ“Œ 16

Tertiary syphilis is gonna get him.

05.03.2026 14:47 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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He's willing to k*ll your children to avoid legal accountability for his pedophilia and political reckoning in a fair election.

28.02.2026 15:03 πŸ‘ 713 πŸ” 376 πŸ’¬ 43 πŸ“Œ 40

All sports should include dogs.

18.02.2026 17:35 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Everyone should take just a moment of their day to reflect on the fact that Tom Homan is a barking sack of pig shit.

13.02.2026 00:14 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

New York State would like to apologize for exporting our giant sack of pig shit to Minnesota in the form of Tom Homan.

10.02.2026 19:35 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Push the button, Frank.

10.02.2026 18:31 πŸ‘ 20 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

IDK how anyone can eat dinner in a room with Turnip and his rotten diaper stank.

10.02.2026 18:25 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Headshots of MST3K legends Trace Beaulieu and Frank Conniff

Headshots of MST3K legends Trace Beaulieu and Frank Conniff

Dr. Clayton Forrester & TV’s Frank of MST3K fame

Dr. Clayton Forrester & TV’s Frank of MST3K fame

THE MADS ARE BACK! Full details here:

www.kickstarter.com/projects/rif...

@tracebeaulieu.bsky.social @frankconniff.bsky.social

10.02.2026 18:00 πŸ‘ 1117 πŸ” 234 πŸ’¬ 62 πŸ“Œ 173

interviewed Ramirez about her plans to dismantle DHS, abolish ICE, and put money towards housing and health care for communities ICE is terrorizing. www.publicnotice.co/p/delia-rami...

10.02.2026 17:43 πŸ‘ 1412 πŸ” 319 πŸ’¬ 26 πŸ“Œ 13

It was clearly the superior tech. Did you have help getting it into the house?

10.02.2026 15:06 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

Hey what became of Rudy's New Hampshire driving adventure? I've heard not a word.

08.02.2026 17:36 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Screenshot of an X post by the Governor Hochul Press Office (@NYGovPress) saying, β€œWon’t matter. His name is on the next page too.” The post quote-tweets unusual_whales (@unusual_whales), which quotes Donald Trump saying, β€œIt is time to turn the page on the Epstein scandal.”

Screenshot of an X post by the Governor Hochul Press Office (@NYGovPress) saying, β€œWon’t matter. His name is on the next page too.” The post quote-tweets unusual_whales (@unusual_whales), which quotes Donald Trump saying, β€œIt is time to turn the page on the Epstein scandal.”

NY Gov. Kathy Hochul’s press office has entered the fray in the best way.

04.02.2026 20:30 πŸ‘ 2943 πŸ” 520 πŸ’¬ 41 πŸ“Œ 24
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Why did Mike, Kevin and Bill come back to Mystery Science Theater 3000? Let the guys tell you themselves!

Help us make these episodes on Kickstarter: rifftraxmakesmst3k.com #RiffTraxMakesMST3K

@mst3kofficial.bsky.social

04.02.2026 20:06 πŸ‘ 198 πŸ” 45 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 10

Dasright

02.02.2026 21:34 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Maybe President Turnip's math makes sense if everything is measured in units of vulva.

01.02.2026 03:54 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Homan clearly said "bluh bleh buh-buh."

30.01.2026 02:46 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Tom Homan's giant suit does not contain gravitas. It's a sack of pig shit.

28.01.2026 16:55 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Hey don't sweat it, the NRA should start protecting America from tyranny any minute now.

28.01.2026 15:56 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1
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Compliments of Malcom Nance presently in Greenland:

26.01.2026 22:07 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

ICE Barbie Accidentally Truthful, CNN Baffled

28.01.2026 15:31 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Tom Homan speaks like he's got a mouthful of garbage because he's from Jefferson County NY, where they have complete contempt for the English language and anything else that gets shambling sacks of pig shit like Tom held back in school.

28.01.2026 15:01 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I confess that I hoped to watch Ilhan Omar kick the shit out of that guy.

28.01.2026 14:36 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Trying to imagine some sort of justice for this that doesn't involve leaving them all tied to stumps in a flood zone.

28.01.2026 14:27 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

There's nothing widespread about it.

28.01.2026 02:48 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

before you take any of the "Trump is pivoting/lamenting/lowering the temperature after the Pretti murder" stories too seriously, absolutely nothing has changed in Minneapolis: "an absolutely brutal day of raids and abductions" says one friend

27.01.2026 21:25 πŸ‘ 4831 πŸ” 1714 πŸ’¬ 43 πŸ“Œ 41

Honesty and Honor could not be reached for comment.

27.01.2026 19:04 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

So I'm considering tracking this guy down and buying this from him and taking it on tour.

27.01.2026 16:14 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I don't want him fired. I want him chased and bombarded with shit by laughing brown children until he jumps into the sea.

27.01.2026 15:45 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Yeeting Bovino, big deal. Bring us Stephen Miller.

27.01.2026 00:06 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0