Couldn’t be me.
09.03.2026 02:21
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90 days would be amazing, though.
24 months, unless it is marked as needing special retention.
Really liking the Basil option here
I saw this post 3 times before I finally read it correctly. 🤦
Congrats, Kyle!
I did not participate, but I do recall watching it on TV. The song still randomly pops into my head now and then, too.
For me, it’s the clock on my porch. I prefer the season when it is correct. 🥂
Repost with your favorite Speedo pics.
Thankfully, the food court in the Costco I went to today was undergoing a remodel (??), and therefore I remained hotdog burpless today.
I’ve never been able to use headphones. It wasn’t until I finally got this set of hearing aids with Bluetooth that I got to experience that joy. Now I don’t know if I could live without.
This photo is curing me
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Level up: hearing aids with Bluetooth 😆
I was already in my 30s here 🫠
You in another decade.
BlackBerry totin’ twink
You are not wrong and this is literally the lesson we are trying to teach our daughter tonight.
Helping my daughter through teenage angst, anxiety, and ADHD is going to shave years off my life.
Totally worth it all, but sheesh, it’s a lot.
Work from coffee shop Friday where I spend two hours deleting emails from my inbox older than 1 month.
Why am I giggling so hard at this?
So many are saying this, me included. WTF did we do to deserve this week?
Whyyyy does it also look like a shrine for the K*K???
Joining you with my Friday mule because today was a fuckass week.
Hahaha you describe it so well
Follow me for more diet tips, I guess?
This guy just sat down near me in Chipotle smelling like the fragrance counter at Macy’s and I’ve now lost my appetite.
It’s his time.
After my unusual month of work travel in February, I finally made it back to the gym tonight to try and restart that routine.
But, it’s March. Why is the gym still busy like it’s the first week of January?
So much yes to this.
Ohhh I wish we were close enough so we could be bowling buddies