Den of Scholes

I tried the body warmer over the top of a hoodie look today. 2/10, looked like a cunt.

He's only a couple of defeats from demanding the game be replayed due to “clear and obvious refereeing errors that transgressed the line of duty of care the league owes my players so in as much as viz à viz the result and safety must be set aside before my lawyers get involved, hic, where was I?”

Have you bought a pair of maroon cords?

Old school Inland Revenue 👀 employee.
Loved a pint every lunch, a bet on the nags. That type wouldn't last a month in the Civil Service nowadays.

He was regularly skint after a couple of justice sessions, get a loan off the union and be straight back down the east Lancs armed with a payee cash cheque

Worked with a bloke who regularly visited The Toucan in Swinton on payday to “find myself a bit of justice”
He was eventually sacked for fiddling crisis loans off the union.

Brianliam Scholes

The last time I woke up early in Whythenshaw I had tubes coming out of every orifice.

Is it because you need a bullet proof hearse?

I thought shah was what Sloane types ask when wanting clarity

He does stray north for wanky pints every now and then

It's WN1 but you could still stray from the badlands of Stawndish (Stan Dish for normal folk) once in a while

It's the only thing you'll be able to do one month either side of your lung being properly reinflated.

I got the plaice from Seven Seas on Wigan Lane once. There wasn't enough to stick on a barm.

I know my place.

It's strange because GW are owned by Tayto.
I don't often eat crisps but the last couple of bags I have had have had a really bad chemically aftertaste.
GW sausage and tomato and GW prawn cocktail.
It might be because I am not used to them.

Posh inbreds

Normal for WN6.

This #superleague #SLYorWar game is like basketball! We score, you score. #rugbyleague

Warrington did indeed get their balls out and raced to a 16-0 quick lead but uncharacteristically for York they've matched them and gone 18-16 up.
#superleague

This is my current weight session. The other nights it's Pilates bars and heavy resistance. They hurt more than the weights.

Yep. Doing one minute intervals of long pulls with the arms and one minute sprints with the legs going like pistons. Got to 150bpm tonight on it which is ten more than the average.

I've got a feeling that York might upset Warrington tonight. Got the feeling Warrington don't have the temperament for a tight controlled game. They're proper balls to the walls so far this season.

Rower about half a kilometre down than Tue and Wed. Felt it burn tonight though with longer pulls and better minute recoveries between the minute sprints 💪🏼🚲🚣🏼‍♂️🏋🏼‍♂️

60s Rolling Stones were great. The post 1974 permatouring stadium rock, corporate Rolling Stones, not so much.

Queue politely

I've had to switch over to Trevor Nelson on R2. 6Music today and yesterday, for the most part, has sounded like a cross between 1Xtra and Absolute Radio.
At least Trevor plays classic soul bangers.

ITVx is like ITV's iPlayer. I think Britbox content moved over. I think you can subscribe for ad free but still get previews for ITV series and available boxsets on ITVx.

PSA, Morecambe and Wise's That Riviera Touch is available on ITVx