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Kyle Tobener

@kylekyle

CISO @ Copado, formerly Salesforce. Cancer survivor and cyberpunk art connoisseur.

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Latest posts by Kyle Tobener @kylekyle

I asked Bard to give me a demonic and silly name for my Diablo 4 character and it recommended “Beelzebub Butts”

02.06.2023 03:04 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I would never admit to this on Twitter but last night I dreamed that Tom Shane, founder of Shane Company and purveyor of fine diamonds sent me a gift basket of cooked steaks to celebrate me and my team achieving FedRAMP. In my dream I was extremely excited about the steak basket.

16.05.2023 03:57 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Reading @aoc.bsky.social Twitter comments makes me angry and stressed. Reading @aoc.bsky.social Bluesky comments so much better.

11.05.2023 00:55 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Getting art from your kids is a major perk. Especially Grogu art.

05.05.2023 02:12 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Without DMs how can someone like Ella find love on this platform?

04.05.2023 18:04 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

@cryptothellama.bsky.social @ellearmageddon.bsky.social @racheltobac.bsky.social @emilio.bsky.social @dethveggie.bsky.social @dildog.l0pht.com were some of the ones I’ve seen!!!

30.04.2023 02:02 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

My CEO actually messaged me about gift cards what the hell is happening???

29.04.2023 16:21 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Anyone else have a partner that’s not on Bluesky yet that is becoming very cross with “so there’s this skeet…” ???

Every invite should be usable twice so Bluesky doesn’t become a homewrecker!

29.04.2023 13:57 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

It’s very different than when Twitter first came out too. The level of unhinged’ness is fun to observe.

29.04.2023 13:38 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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When I was a kid we called these little water bugs on the river “water skeeters” so here is my submission for an absolutely deranged Bluesky mascot named Skeeter.

29.04.2023 01:58 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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I like that Bluesky is suggesting I follow accounts that dan follows. I don’t know who dan is but I’m guessing they are chill.

28.04.2023 06:17 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

So I could switch from @kylekyle.bsky.social to a custom domain like @kylekyle.com??? But is there any advantage to using a custom domain over the main one?

28.04.2023 06:13 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I had to re-follow you on Twitter multiple times because “magically” it kept dropping. Hopefully none of those shenanigans here!!!

27.04.2023 22:59 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Legendary!

27.04.2023 22:57 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Crowdstrike had human animals on stilts all over their RSA party. Much easier to detect things the higher up in the air you are clearly.

27.04.2023 05:42 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Previously @kylekyle over on Twitter.

Can’t wait to speak about Twitter in the past tense like it’s Friendster or Tribe.

26.04.2023 21:59 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0