making this a quote post for the clout
happy valentine's day! I made a love song for all the otherkin robot/computers out there who still want love, but not between "people"
DTMF Darling is about an old, obsolete robot keysmashing and malfunctioning while it tries to dial the cutie it has a crush on π
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A fabricated statement from Nintendo of America's Twitter account addressing a fictitious scenario in which the Earth's oxygen supply is presumed to be depleting at a rapid pace, leaving humanity with mere days to live. "This is Miyamoto. On behalf of everyone who is employed at Nintendo Co. LTD and its subsidiaries, we deeply mourn the countless human lives which will be lost due to the depletion of the global oxygen supply. To anyone who has ever played one of our games, we are eternally grateful to have created long-lasting fun and memories for you. To ease the suffering of families and children across the world, the Mario Kart World game for the Nintendo Switch 2 system will be available as a free download on Nintendo eShop for the foreseeable future. We hope this small gesture of kindness will ease the pain as humanity prepares for a worst-case scenario." The statement is distastefully plastered with logos for Nintendo and Nintendo Switch 2, as well as with a render of Mario from Mario Kart World.
A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. John Default Profile Picture: "No one read this statement and thought it was distasteful? Why did Miyamoto think this would help anyone?" NintenDeen: "Simple: Nintendo is so depraved that they'd exploit a global crisis to boost the player count of the failed Mario Kart World and force consumers back into the Switch 2 ecosystem to boost sales and player numbers."
A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. PlayStation Nation: "What the fuck are you doing falsely advertising sales during these trying times? I went to the website and Mario Kart World is still selling for $80 USD." Kremling Kevin: "If you actually read the statement, it clearly says the discount is available on Nintendo eShop. Meaning the application on the Switch 2 itself, not the web browser version." PlayStation Nation: "Point still stands."
A fabricated Tweet responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. Isaboner: "Nothing for Switch 1 owners?"
Had a dream that there was global panic about the world running out of oxygen, Nintendo was the only video game company to make a statement about it, and the internet collectively spent its final hours on Earth debating whether Nintendo was being genuine or not
deadposssociety.bandcamp.com/track/roadkill
r o a d k i l l
also out in time for bandcamp friday is my single, "this year" which is my first record i've sung on! it also kicks ass and you should pick it up :) hadd.bandcamp.com/track/this-y...
New collaborative track with @elseif.social out now for Bandcamp Friday. Moody ambience with melancholic synth work. check it out!
#bandcampfriday
#furrymusicfriday
primitivefutures.bandcamp.com/track/for-i-...
good morningg, its bandcamp friday and i have my awesome ep out that you can buy and listen to
hadd.bandcamp.com/album/violen...
Happy Bandcamp Friday!
Tons of cool people releasing and showcasing their music today.
I released DEADNAMES last year and I've started working on the sequel! Go listen and comment your ideas on what topics I should turn into trans metaphors next.
apink.bandcamp.com/album/deadna...
FREE UPDATE DROP! This our way to thanks everyone!!
π§© 230+ new puzzles
π 100+ new rodents pictures
β New QoL Settings
π Improved night mode
π¦Walls & Edge furniture
β‘The Spirit and the Mouse items
πand much more (full patch note below!)
To celebrate, we're 20% off for a week!
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Meme of an angry cat. The top caption reads "This is what the AVERAGE were stoner looks like:". The bottom caption reads "π Like if you are disgusted. π¬ Share if you are sickened."
I think it's time I bring back this halo clip from 2020 where Xbox Live user Asselfant got to be the unluckiest motherfucker alive at my hands for a moment in time
Hey everyone, got a few things to yap about.
First off, going through a bit of a tough time atm with my living situation so if possible please do buy a track or two on bandcamp, it'd help out a lot rn.
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I don't know who needs to hear this, but all those "video game OST city pop/synthwave/jazz fusion remix album" you came across are AI slop.
Some times you just gotta check their channels and tell yourself "no way this dude is composing hours worth of game covers in less than two weeks"
Hey, pals, this study is headed by Lisa Littman, noted transphobe and pseudoscientist. She's on the advisory board for the genocidal anti-trans group GENSPECT.
Do not, under any circumstance, participate in this junk study.
Rogue Yoshies have been stealing food from all across the Mushroom Kingdom
#art
Anyway, you can give $5 tax deductible to PBS for their app and get Ken Burns Revolutionary War doc along with Lupita and Sandra Oh in Twelfth Night and not pollute all of Memphis while youβre watching it.
have two sides, emo bill clinton and benson from five nights at freddy's
Ranking Cords and Wires Based On Edibility
Alright, fine, here we go, my "StarFox Clone" rant:
My hot take is grounded around "judging a book my it's coverβ. This take might even be applicable to other clones or spiritual successors of other games too.
[Disclaimer: these are my subjective opinions and observations]
Steve (hyenablood) got suspended ON THE EVE of Liminal dropping and the DAY before the LAST Bandcamp Friday of the year.
I ain't got the reach he normally does, but he's not here to promote and hype like he usually can, so go fuckin BUY THIS ALBUM
cobaltbloom.bandcamp.com/album/liminal
It's Bandcamp Friday, the best day to support independent musicians. 100% of proceeds go to the artists! Consider picking up this album while you're there!
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Want to support musicians this #bandcampfriday but don't have the means?
Giveaway time!
Like, comment, and repost to enter a raffle!
Prizes in the reply!
Drawing before the end of #furrymusicfriday !
π΄ LIVE! :3
THE FRIDAY FEAST #7: BROILED WATERPHONE has begun! It's an all-day, all-indie music marathon! Take a seat and grab a bite, we've got more than enough to fill your hungry ears >:3
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MEOW MEOW it's #BandcampFriday!!!!
that means that for all purchases today, bandcamp doesn't take a revenue share! I get 100% of all sales on my songs! if you're not sure what kind of music I make, (answer: anything, really) this showcase video will help!
check it out: tanglenathair.bandcamp.com