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There is a version of this world that could exist where, at any given time, the majority of humans beings are just chillin’ and eating fruit.

This also applies to crocheting

They should've given Martin Short some sort of special Oscar for just the facial expressions he makes in this scene. bsky.app/profile/benc...

Funniest thing I’ve heard in my life WTF ARE THE ODDS

I’ll take it further and admit that treating adults like preschoolers is working for me. Didn’t start intentionally, it just trickled into how I treated and acted towards everyone including myself. Highly recommend

This is where most of my mental energy goes and I still just have tons of random pieces for si many sets!!

Wonder Man fucking rules

snow day today yall know what that means (watching all three lord of the rings extended edition movies in a row)

Amy, this is just absurdly great writing! Congratulations, it’s a beautiful read ♥️

Oh, Amy. I’m so sorry. That’s a pain almost too deep. I’m praying for you and your family. Is it inappropriate for me to ask if he believes as you and I do in Jesus being our savior? I honestly don’t know if it is and I apologize if it’s not ok I asked.

My husband turned it up to 67° today and I was about to lose it. I mean, I’m pretty patient, but…that’s too much, it’s just too much!!!

I can’t imagine how they must have unknowingly and inconsiderately affected their poor children who were just trying to catch up. Anywho, the class is awesome this year, same teacher, no drama, new parents! My point is adults are wiling and kids are often just content.

And like we’re in one of the best elementary schools in the state! We happen to be zoned in a district w rich people (I’m not rich, if only) so lots of money is put towards the school. But those parents were straight up terrifying! They made every encounter awkward and terrifying for the adults….

Well, some of the parents did NOT like that AT ALL. The room mom at the time told her another mom friend that their teacher ignored and neglected them and were so awful to her to the point that at field trips we all had to be escorted by a straight up cop…….

You guys…last year, my daughter had the same teacher my son has
this year - she is an ANGEL. But last year, the class had a few kids who struggled in some areas and she tried to focus on them to get them caught up to the other 2nd grade students progress………….

It's not a foolproof plan but every political debate from now on should be a Normal Guy competition. Ask them to describe grocery shopping in detail. Talk about what it's like to have a friend

64° consistently. Only time it’s not is when I’ll turn off heat entirely during the daytime.

My church’s food pantry usually serves about 50 families every Thursday. The last 2 weeks we’ve had well over 100 families that came by our pantry.

“This nighttime” makes it all sound like an official line of questioning, amazing.

Cats are essential for quality control when knitting or, in my case, crocheting.

I watched Friendship with Tim Robinson and Paul Rudd and really felt like Tenacious D’s song Friendship should’ve been played at some point during or after the film. Not just bc they have the same name, but the song fits the movie.

Black rectangle with “Lorien” in Elvish from Lord of the Rings unmarked inside the rectangle on a woman’s left form arm, right below the elbow.

Here’s the most obvious tattoo. It’s my eldest’s middle name “Lorien” in elvish. I’ll never not be fucking obsessed

My oldest’s middle name is Lorien, my middle child’s first name is straight up Pippin. Dude he is the Pippin-est Pip that ever lived and it’s glorious.

So 2 of my kids have names that come from directly Lord of the Rings. I have tattoos representing all 3 kids in a way related to LOTR. I love their names deeply, but when anyone asks I can’t help but get kinda flushed cheeks

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His band was AMAZING!!!! We got lucky and saw them together for the first time back together since COVID! I’m assuming it was the same band you saw

Absolutely all parenting, fitness, lifestyle, any advice at all is absolutely useless when your kids don't sleep

I just watched Superman - LOVED it - but did I make up that people thought it was political? Or woke? Like what could be woke about it? Literally good vs evil? So weird

My dad and I saw him live this past May and both of us teared up multiple times throughout the concert!