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@alexignatiev

Public defender, private pretender. Aging hipster in an unhip land, a sort of overweight, non-hallucinogenic Jerry Cornelius.

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Fuck, them goalposts getting real dizzy right now.

06.03.2026 19:00 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Putin would like a bigger chunk of the Caspian caviar concession.

06.03.2026 02:35 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Anyway, Mamet loves Trump and the GOP since at least 2015.

So I guess that Mamet is to me as Wagner is to Stephen Fry, which is to say, a very guilty pleasure in the field of drama, and not somebody whose politics I admire. But then again, as Uncle Walt said, I am vast, I contain multitudes.

06.03.2026 02:29 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

And in every movie or play he's written, there's a similar fake fact delivered by the character with such absolute moral clarity that everyone accepts it as true. It's almost like Mamet was teaching us all a lesson about how propaganda works.

06.03.2026 02:29 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

That fake fact is a shaggy dog story about how the first organized fire department in Europe was on the border of Sardinia and Dalmatia, so the reason that the Dalmatian is the symbol of the fire department is that a sardine would be ridiculous.

06.03.2026 02:29 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Then I studied David Mamet obsessively (who wrote the script to The Untouchables), and learned that he likes to put fake trivia into his movies for any number of reasons, but I think mostly because he likes to prove he's very clever.

Among my other favorite fake facts is the one from State & Main.

06.03.2026 02:29 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Then, I studied Roman history exhaustively and discovered this was absolutely bullshit.

06.03.2026 02:29 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

When I was a kid and I had first seen The Untouchables (1987), I had a visceral thrill run through me at the speech that Costner's Ness says to Councilman Conklin, talking about how Romans would throw corrupt politicians in the Tiber after cutting off their noses and putting them in a sack.

06.03.2026 02:29 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Multiple states sue over Trump's new global tariffs imposed after his Supreme Court loss Some two dozen states challenged President Donald Trump’s new global tariffs on Thursday, filing a lawsuit over import taxes he imposed after a stinging loss at the Supreme Court.

Some two dozen states challenged President Donald Trump's new global tariffs on Thursday, filing a lawsuit over import taxes he imposed after a stinging loss at the Supreme Court. https://to.pbs.org/4aSki9l

06.03.2026 01:28 πŸ‘ 370 πŸ” 96 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 3

In fairness, Mullin has killed zero dogs that we know of, and he certainly has not bragged about it repeatedly.

06.03.2026 02:20 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

boss said if i catch 22 fish i get a raise but if i catch more than 20 i’m fired

26.02.2026 09:54 πŸ‘ 154 πŸ” 42 πŸ’¬ 10 πŸ“Œ 2
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'UNIMAGINABLE CRUELTY': Judge Gary Brown, a Trump appointeee from NY, thrashes DHS' treatment of a man who came to the US at 9 as an abuse/neglect victim, has no criminal record and became a college grad.

"The laws of decency condemn such villainy." storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...

03.03.2026 14:46 πŸ‘ 6458 πŸ” 2409 πŸ’¬ 85 πŸ“Œ 132

Sounds to me like the front fell off. They're not supposed to do that, you know.

04.03.2026 02:24 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Watching Calvinism eat itself at long last is a true guilty pleasure.

04.03.2026 02:12 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This seems serious. @404media.co @wired.com @dell.bsky.social

02.03.2026 02:48 πŸ‘ 82 πŸ” 28 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

What wine pairs best with power? I want to be drunk with multiple things at once.

27.02.2026 21:11 πŸ‘ 145 πŸ” 54 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 0

Thank God the AI is too dumb to get out of the death cult.

28.02.2026 02:46 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The Tkachuks will still vote GOP, as will almost every American male hockey player. Just like every other person covered by a union who votes GOP, they're scabs.

28.02.2026 02:45 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Stupid generals make great butchers.

28.02.2026 02:30 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Sir, this is literally a neo-confederate talking point, or what some people call a "dog whistle." To people like Mississippi State Senator Chris McDaniel, Reconstruction was simply the War of Northern Aggression continued.

28.02.2026 02:23 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Nothing like a reverse Charlemagne to really drive the point home.

28.02.2026 02:16 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Guilt and shame make those with no self-awareness blame the people who make them feel ashamed. For the anti-Semite, it's the Jews fault that the anti-Semite hates them. For the Klan member, it's the Black person's fault for the Klan member hating them. Because otherwise, it's the hater's fault.

26.02.2026 22:10 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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How America Chose Not to Hold the Powerful to Account Our national project of elite impunity

After the arrests of powerful men across the world, you might be asking why the US has so much trouble holding its leaders accountable for lawbreaking. Since Nixon, all three branches of government have worked hard to ensure they can break the law with impunity www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2026/0...

26.02.2026 13:28 πŸ‘ 6857 πŸ” 2634 πŸ’¬ 152 πŸ“Œ 210

Being a pregnant woman in the US is more dangerous than being a police officer.

Deaths per 100,000:

Police officers: 11.3
Pregnant women: 18.7

It is almost twice as dangerous to bear a child as it is to be a cop.

26.02.2026 18:12 πŸ‘ 157 πŸ” 73 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0
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Upon Review, It Looks Like President Nyarlathotep’s Small Business Soul Harvest Is Technically Against the Rules β€œThe Supreme Court dealt a major blow to President Trump’s economic policy on Friday, ruling that he had exceeded his authority when he imposed tar...

Sure, this legal system may seem almost as insane as the Necronomicon itself in hindsight, but what’s done is done. Except for Nyarlathotep’s Soul Harvest Doctrine, though. He needs to stop doing that right away."

24.02.2026 02:40 πŸ‘ 52 πŸ” 10 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

The number will be lower yet as soon as the speech begins, and lower still after the speech is over, and lower still the next day, and the next day, and the next, down to the last syllable of recorded time, which will be about a week from Tuesday after the nuclear apocalypse.

23.02.2026 13:32 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

What Mamdani does so well is bring joy to politics. It’s really powerful. People like joy, and are really desperate for it in a time that is otherwise quite grim.

22.02.2026 17:49 πŸ‘ 58 πŸ” 8 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

I feel this so strongly. Covid was a test of our moral integrity & decency -- *not just elites, but all of us* -- and we failed.

I genuinely think one reason Covid has been memory-holed so hard, & so crusted w/ myths & conspiracy theories, is that on some level we know this & are ashamed.

22.02.2026 19:57 πŸ‘ 2359 πŸ” 532 πŸ’¬ 104 πŸ“Œ 53
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Action Center

#uglydogs especially. This goes to the Senate for a vote this week. The BWCA is a precious wilderness. Minnesotans and the visitors who come from all over the world to spend time here deserve to have this resource protected.

Please call your reps!

www.savetheboundarywaters.org/action-center

22.02.2026 22:16 πŸ‘ 19 πŸ” 17 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

I do still get angry, but, yeah, it is true that the more distance between Kash and actual FBI work the better things will be for virtually all Americans.

22.02.2026 22:42 πŸ‘ 892 πŸ” 102 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 2