Andrew von Ideahamster the nth

I used to use "a couple hammers short of a bag" as a completely nonsensical idiom equivalent to "a few toppings short of a pizza".

Hey, you can't rush these things. Give them a couple of decades and they'll be just fine. Don't worry about the two or three or four false starts. Perfectly normal.

"C3 chassis for sale. You deal with the body, good luck."

Ship it by rail.

For some very specific corridor of "road trip", I'm sure.

Maybe once he's fully fleeced his support base they'll understand what he is?

Nah.

Still relevant this year.

Cow magnets dipped in tool handle rubber would be another way to do it.

3D printed magnetic sprinkles would be best.

Best donut ever - holds your hips, doesn't widen them!

<looks at Jenny's driveway>
<looks at Jenny>
<eyebrow waggle with open mouth smile>

From an outside perspective, it would seem that the US Congress is, at best, currently a vestigal political organ, kind of like an appendix.

It probably used to do something, but now it doesn't matter if you have one or not.

Cheese: Did it hurt when you feel from heaven?
Wine: But I don't wanna use a condom!

Image of a ship being exploded, with an overlaid tweet from Richie Bree saying "Torpedoes must be the only pedis the U.S. government are willing to fire."

In this day and age, perhaps we should install an AI-atollah. Surely nothing bad can come of that!

I can't see where to set my mode of travel to "oil tanker". I onlyy see car, walking, transit, and airplane.

Maybe it's a regional setting.

Image of a tired looking frog sitting at a table, with a large cup of what is presumably coffee. The frog is just so tired, you know? Like man, maybe he should have just hibernated at the bottom of the pond for a few more weeks.

I've been wondering what country will have the balls to label them as a hate group, terrorist organization, or something similar.

Even before cars, show me scalable production and storage tech for green hydrogen (no reformed methane), and then we can talk end uses.

I figured they'd prescribe Jim Bean, or some regional equivalent.

Damn, you damned near live tweeted that.

I'm 50, not 75 with arthritis.

Hell, I'm in the land of legal weed, if I was that messed up I'd just green out for a day.

California's "hydrogen corridor" doesn't exist anymore. The hydrogen stations in Quebec don't exist anymore. There is NO infrastructure for the automotive use of hydrogen in North America, period.

Stop. Trying. To. Make. Hydrogen. HAPPEN. It's DEAD, Jim!

Moving after 50 hits different.

Brought to you by Ibuprofen: it's right for you ™️.

I'm very disappointed in second amendment enthusiasts.

Anytime specifically calls out "the only interesting thing" I get suspicious.

What's that in the wing mirror, Robert? Hmm?? 🧐

To be absolutely clear, we don't want to have to do three or more loads. Unloading fatigue sets in fast.

If you can afford Porsche options, you can probably afford McLaren maintenance.

Just keep a spare bottle of Lucas Electric Magic Smoke and you'll be fine.

You are correct, but for households of 3-4 people or less. Above that number, the dishwasher gets full with a normal amount of dish usage, providing a disincentive to create more dishes.

That is 100% the case for my household of 7, where two loads a day is a functional minimum.