Andrew Foley

Self-Portrait While Trying To Get A New Apple Product To Work.

As always happens during the 17 hours it inevitably takes T and I to set up a new Apple Computers product, I am *sorely* tempted to stage a terrorist attack on Apple Computers' corporate HQ. I haven't encountered any other company that consistently makes its products so difficult to start using.

Please please please let this happen, and not just in New York.

Mrs. Simmons? We regret to inform you that your son was epically pwned in Kuwait. Semper Fi or whatever.

Fuck, man. Sorry to hear about the cookies.

More "paintings".

Kash Patel Faces Backlash After Partying With Nancy Guthrie’s Captors WASHINGTON—As shocking footage surfaced of his participation in the rowdy celebration, FBI director Kash Patel faced backlash Thursday after he was seen partying with the captors of Nancy Guthrie. “I ...

Kash Patel Faces Backlash After Partying With Nancy Guthrie’s Captors

More "painting" experimentation.

Work on WHO IS NICK ROYALE? is momentarily stalled for technical reasons, so I decided to try "painting" with procreate and see what happened.

Oh goody. That comic will become a Netflix series! It's real now!

I mean, congrats to the team. I hope they get paid, but this whole comics exist to become adapted to video and thus real cultural objects thing has got to stop.

If I was celebrating anything, Kash Patel is damn near the last person I'd want to join me. The sooner he's hanging with his buddy in Valhalla, the happier I'll be.

My least favorite type of reply guy is “Well, what did you expect?” I expected BETTER, Brian, you surrendering bag of Beige, you are not the spokesperson for Accepting Less

We’ve got less than 20 days to get our queer romance/fantasy book, PASSING IN THE NIGHT, funded. We need your help! Please share the link and back if you can!

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Here’s a little taste of my art in the book!

Birds do it
Bees do it
Other creatures in the trees do it
Let's do it
Let's create a residential structure using our own saliva

The reason why we can afford to put homeless people in prison but not housing is because if you house them the homeless person benefits but if you put them in prison we can funnel public funds to a private prison corporation. It’s always about funneling public funds to the wealthy. Always.

I saw "Frank Miller's THE SPIRIT" for free and I still wanted my money back.

Congratulations, @fearlessfred.bsky.social!

I should've been a panda. A big stupid panda rolling around all over the place without a care in the world. Those pudgy bastards have it all figured out.

WHO IS NICK ROYALE? Work very in progress.

Dave Cockrum.

Good morning and happy Monday

Being an adult is cool because you’re exhausted all the time but you also get the satisfaction of not really accomplishing anything

They're already there, you fucking ghouls. The only question is whether or not you care enough about trans kids to keep them safe.

WHO IS NICK ROYALE? Work in progress.

An Excellent Point….

Hot take: arresting all the men in the Epstein files would actually not collapse the government/economy because billionaires contribute nothing to the government/economy.

WHO IS NICK ROYALE? Work very, very in progress.

I realize that dunking on the NYT is passé; but, motherfuckers, the reason Americans consume a shitton of weed is that it’s cheaper than the physical and mental healthcare we can’t afford.

"If you can't draw, yes you can." Remember that.

Thanks, man.