kenna

one thing across the spider-verse really nailed about black dads is they don’t ask you to express your feelings until literally the worst moment imaginable

Human Resources > Big Mouth argue with your mama

Men™️ will be like “give men a chance” then ask to drive you out of the state for a first date 🧍🏽‍♀️ not a chance, tan france!! i’ve seen criminal minds!!

no i’m not okay i’m watching the keith from grief episode of Human resources

it’s hard to tell how much public opinion is actually swaying in Amber Heard’s favor bc I won’t even lie I built a real echo chamber on that one but I need society to get to a place where most of us can clock a misogynist smear campaign WHILE IT’S HAPPENING.

what i’m working on now may be my greatest contribution to society

hi friend!!!

if you had asked me 3 years ago i never would have guessed “librarian” was a legitimate let alone common kink but let me tell YOU, dear reader… dating has only gotten weirder

i just laughed out loud on the metro ohmygod

today i learned you can order sex toys on gopuff. I have no idea what to do with this information I just refuse to process it alone.

I could watch that “stand back and peep the light show” clip of Hal Jordan getting his ass whooped a million times and never get sick of it

i don’t even know what to say like they really copy & pasted twt💀💀