Jack

He didn’t promise to make your life better, he promised to punish the people you blame for being miserable.

They laugh at me because I’m different. I laugh at them because they’re all the same. - Kurt Cobain

If you get on a train going in the wrong direction, get off at the next stop. Because the longer you wait, the longer and more expensive it is to turnaround. This also applies to trains.

Has anybody asked George Clooney and Brad Pitt where they were during the robbery at the Louvre?

Quick survey. Anyone feeling fly like a G6?

Q. When was the last time a person told you what they liked about you?

I don’t care how fancy your perfume or cologne is, it always reminds me of cigarette smoke and stale booze. That’s all I have to say about that. 👍

I’m not outdoorsy, I’m outsidey. Please know the difference if you invite me to something. Thank you 😁

If you find yourself in sudden short supply of f*cks, it’s because Trey Parker and Matt Stone have absolutely zero to give. Not a single one. Not even a tiny little one. Nothing.

The moment I realized life is coming from me and not at me, everything changed.

Friends: How’s dating life going?
Me:

I just heard the term “misleaders” vs “leaders” when referring to politicians today. It’s 2025 and nobody wants to throw bombs at each other except #misleaders

Until you make the unconscious, conscious, it will rule your life and you will call it fate - Carl Jung

If you put all your objections, rules, etc on a dating profile, you’re literally talking to the people you don’t want, and ignoring the ones you do.

The key to success is know how to speak to your target audience. Ignore the rest.

ChatGPT advisor thought of the day: If you have thoughts that make you question your own character, there’s a good chance you’re confusing character with conditioning. The good news is conditioning can be changed once you see it.

I’d rather appreciate the love I’ve had, than mourn the love I’ve lost. It’s not always easy, but always worth the exercise.

You’re either having martinis with me, or you’re having martinis against me. There are no other options.

Self confidence doesn’t come from shouting affirmations into the void. It comes from continuously providing the world, irrefutable evidence that you are who you say you are. - Alex Hormozi

In the new world of AI, it’s more important to know what needs to be done, than how to do it.

Quote of the day: Real Gs move in silence like lasagna.

Hope you’re all enjoying the holiday as much as I am. Also Happy Easter 😁

New way to say goodbye to people as they’re drive away, “be safe… watch out for human drivers” 😬

Shout out to the Irish on St. Patrick’s day. If it wasn’t for you fine people, I wouldn’t know how to leave a party. ☘️🇮🇪🍻

If you like music, you like house music. You just don’t know it yet.

The irony of a film crew and editing team trying to create the “shaky phone camera with bad lighting and contrast” effect for modern commercials.

How has Apple actually made the typing experience worst. The worst predictive text and autocorrect I’ve experienced in history. Takes me twice as long to send a text without errors.

LinkedIn accused of using private messages to train AI - BBC News The lawsuit alleges LinkedIn tried to conceal its actions but the firm says the claims are false.

After news on LinkedIn using people’s personal DMs to train their AI, actually violates their TOS… privacy is an illusion. Never send IP or confidential info in DMs on any platform. Don’t discuss sensitive things on Zoom. It’s all being stored and leveraged.

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Just saw someone on TikTok say her dad was dying (from his hospital room), and because she’s in the creator fund, she’s asking for engagement to help pay for medical expenses. #welcometoamerica

Snow storms in Florida and Louisiana, but we’re all so numb we collectively just say.. “ok”.

Want to know if the person asking you is real? Here’s a trick… have them send you a picture holding up a specific number of fingers. Stops the scammers dead in their tracks.