Jamie the "Blind Limey"

It's not this. It's the response to worries about retaliatory actions on US soil.

"I guess"

DeWalt 20v Nail Gun. He is a carpenter, after all.

Jesus Hotswappable Christ, Captain, if you smolder any more you'll set the place on fire. Also, loving Kim the Video Goblin.

Honey Monster's fallen on hard times, baby.

"SHOW ME WHAT YOU GOT!" - Jesus, apparently.

Just found out that an Murdoch and Co are making LS85 reproduction rifles for the US market.

Collector's edition A1 or A2 - $12000
Production edition A3 - $4000

...fuck.

How much snot could a snot-plaiter plait if a snot-plaiter could plait snot?

I'm absolutely overjoyed to disappoint you.

Ahh, a sensible chuckle. What a lovely way to start the day.

Aye I also weep for her spine.

I've said it before and I'll say it every damn time. "The Universal Adoption Of The Seven Day Cycle Proves Jesus' Sovereignty Over All"

Thanks, crazy Canadian man.

The milk of human WRATH

a man with a shaved head holds a pair of glasses in his hand ALT: a man with a shaved head holds a pair of glasses in his hand

Some motherfuckers always try'na ice skate uphill

Return to the blacksite, bootlicker. Coward turned off comments.

You have a redundant cervix? Like a Klingon has two hearts? So if one fails the other can keep the functions going?!

Not Funko Pops, but I would pay good money for a full set of Kelly's Heroes Nendoroid. C'mon Good Smile, knock it off with all them Negative Waves!

I kid
I squid
I kid again

Lemme get some SIP!

Girl + Suit = Peak

Well, anyone in a well cut suit, or at least shirt and suspenders like this, is peak. Boy, girl, all-inbetween or neither. EVERYONE looks good in well cut clobber.

Well, as an anti-apologetics content creator I was literally quoting - in the positive - the words of an Episcopal bishop on the last show I did. I'll discuss the rationality of a Christian's epistemology until the cows come home, but if they're fighting for human rights, they're my ally.

Ashens is about to celebrate 20 years of online content creation.

My bones are turning to dust.

When you work overnights then you often eat breakfast for dinner. So, what wine pairs with a Steak and Egg McMuffin?

Though seems that in Altered Alma gayness is absolutely mandatory.

Wasn't there a whole movie where Tim Robbins plays Evil Bill Gates (read Actual Bill Gates)?

My home already contains 3 high definition cameras (two mdern phones and a webcam, one ring light and a decent microphone. I could make a slice-of-life comedy for fucking free. Maybe I should!

"The society that separates its scholars from its warriors will have its thinking done by cowards and its fighting by fools." Lt. Gen. Sir William Francis Butler.

Taking the piss? Naw. SERVING the piss!

Several years too late to the party, but buying a Dual Sense controller for my PC and booting up Ghost of Tsushima.

It has a Chiburi command.

11/10, no notes

I must say, with all due respect and reverence...

FFFHHNNNGHHGBLLLLBBBLLBBLBBBBHHHHGH!

*Ahem*
FUCK ICE

And if they don't like that, they can fucking deport me.