They suspect all right, but they are wary of belling the cat.
They suspect all right, but they are wary of belling the cat.
Oooooooooh
Celebrity Traitors proving once again how easy it is for powerful white men to hide in plain sight.
At this stage Jonathan could be wearing an โI am a Traitorโ t-shirt, walk around whistling Murder on the Dancefloor and vote for himself at the roundtable and still no one would suspect a thing
Oh, theyโre doing the โitโs a cultโ thing, now.
Should we create a bingo card?
The true essence of modern capitalism is paying extra for a โpriorityโ service that takes even longer than the regular service
Celebs go dating. Except the women he dates are underage and have no choice in the matter
If he didnโt get paid and had scorpions sting his testes daily
With the week โPrinceโ Andrewโs been having, itโs increasingly likely that ITV will snap him up for the next series of Iโm a Celebrity
FYI @amycharlottekean.bsky.social now handles all my bookings.
Embrace your weird by the fantastic @amycharlottekean.bsky.social is an important watch.
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๐ฃDelayed lunch and learn today is this interesting read from @amycharlottekean.bsky.social
Well worth a read ๐ฏ
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The reason most pitches are lost isnโt because the team were bad, but because they listened submissively to the loudest, most confident person in the room
Iโve studied people long enough to know that sometimes itโs not โimposter syndrome.โ
Sometimes youโre just not as good as you think you should be, and the volume of praise you received as a kid outweighs your capacity to improve.
Maybe the female stars will get less online abuse, then *crosses fingers*
Is โpeople pleasingโ actually fuelling fascism? magazine.shots.net/news/view/is...
This is at Universal Studios
I saw this on Sunset Boulevard yesterday.
Iโve seen these Netflix ads on social media so much that it genuinely felt like Iโd spotted a celebrity. ๐คฃ
According to ancient myth, every time you sneeze itโs a demon leaving your body.
Which is why people who sneeze two, or three, or four times in a row are actually more evil than the rest of us.
Thereโs more demonic energy inside of them to expunge
All future parents should be forced to take an exam before they have kids to prove theyโre capable of raising a human being.
The reason this doesnโt exist is because most people would fail
If this is a trial run to see if women can go and live on another planet while men get some therapy, then I support it
Ah!!!!! ๐ฅฐ
This is my impression of consumers on April fools day
You know whatโs sad?
A few years ago on April fools day all these brands were out there going โwoo hoo hereโs a silly prank letโs have some fun!โ and everyone on the internet was like โ๐คฎ๐คฎ๐คฎ ๐คฎugh how cringeโ and now hardly anyone does anything.
Be creative. Be cringe. DO PRANKS FOR CRYING OUT LOUD
When work associates ask me for a massive favour and then say "I'll buy you lunch to say thank you" - thus punishing me twice
Spoiler: it was a cow
Haha! I also love stickers
Iโm not normal. But why do I need a label for you to tolerate me?
My latest column for shots magazine investigates the tricky space of neurodiversity and labels and why some of us just donโt need โem
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I know so many friends who use ChatGPT as a therapist or at the very least a shoulder to cry on.
People are so lacking in real community these days and so desperate to never be seen as a burden to others that they turn to AI in times of need instead
People really donโt care about covering their mouth when they cough anymore, eh. This train carriage is an orchestra of open coughs and splutters
The Brits feeling pretty lacklustre this year. Does anyone want to be there?