Elliot

Posting on Bluesky is very Christian in that Jesus was also surrounded by prositutes, the poor and the mentally ill

when i was a kid i had the classic “uncle works at nintendo“ friend. he told all kinds of tales but the claim that really stuck with me was that he and his family got to go to a special pikmin event where they dressed up as pikmin and a guy picked them up and threw them

how does the ass come off when you lmao

I can't compete with this.

retweet this to sow chaos and discord

"Why does Ral Zarek teach for Silverquill"

The average Ravnican is not only casually more familiar with bureaucratic, legal nonsense than the average Multiversal resident, but they can string together insults and profanity that would make an ogre blush.

happy international women's day

Guy looks like an ultimately minor but really annoying Ace Attorney witness named Laiken Subscribe

Screenshot from the video game Persona 4. In the halls of Yasogami High, the protagonist talks to a male student labeled "Stylish student". His dialogue window reads: "Hanging out with women, going on dates with them, that's fine. Killing them? Not so much."

happy international women's day

THE TIME HAS COME

Biden is always tweeting shit like "who the hell is the president I'd like to hve a word with him"

finally a matching set

We hate kids. Like SO MUCH. We vote for the guns. We vote for the bombs. We protect the rapists. We have LEOs physically restraining parents from trying to save their children in Uvalde. We just blew up a school in Iran. We love Jeffrey Epstein and his friends. They run the country.

NINTENDO OF AMERICA INC., Plaintiff, v. U.S. DEPARTMENT OF THE TREASURY; SCOTT BESSENT, Secretary of the Treasury; U.S. DEPARTMENT OF HOMELAND SECURITY; KRISTI NOEM, Secretary of the Department of Homeland Security; OFFICE OF UNITED STATES TRADE REPRESENTATIVE; JAMIESON GREER, U.S. Trade Representative; U.S. CUSTOMS & BORDER PROTECTION; RODNEY SCOTT, U.S. Customs & Border Protection Commissioner; UNITED STATES OF AMERICA; U.S. DEPARTMENT OF COMMERCE; HOWARD LUTNICK, Secretary of Commerce, Defendants

kristi noem lost her job and got sued by nintendo in the same week. rough

My extramarital affair with the nintendo wii is over.

Adjust the DS Clock Until Bowser Dies of Old Age

Wriggle Bytebug! (commission for @wrigglenightbug.com!)
#東方Project

they're still mad us freaks chased off jack and this place didn't become the crypto libertarian wonderland of their dreams

How it started: 🔲
How it's going: 🌈

oh you think this guy is a racist? well,

going carrie nation on cod fan content

Harry du Bois during the field autopsy

Tonight, my many personalities will join hands and dox you.

Learning that the abundance of Thai restaurants around the world is a direct result of the government of Thailand doing a sort of restaurant diplomacy makes me wonder why America can’t just do that, why can’t we make the burger to end all burgers instead of Henry Kissinger 2

ive been in tears over this since i woke up

Pretty funny that Trump hates his own kids and so the millennials he has adopted as surrogate children are Zohran and his Wario Stephen Miller

we appear to have four competing fascist movements jockeying for control: blood & soil nazism under miller and hegseth, darwinian ecofascism from rfk, technofascism under vance and musk, and one Big Wet Hitler who understands the true animating core of the american volk is a deep love for shopping

Q: is anthropomorphising machines bad
A: no—talking to them, befriending them is perfectly normal

In which I reply to someone with a blacked out name that they are missing the joke and they inform me that in-jokes are virtue signals “used often by the far right.” Kinda want to frame it.

And they keep saying Bluesky doesn’t have the juice…