GoobieSnoobert

Like... a Ford Taurus?

Remind me: Did Brett Kavanaugh include having your wedding band cut in pieces among the minor inconveniences of being arrested by ICE as a US citizen?

Yule starts midnight of the 20/21st and goes to NYD...12 days of Fuck it, its Yule

Glad to do it.

I would very much like to outlive them, while helping others outlive them as best as I can.

Nothing quiet makes the heart flutter like a Robert Redford smolder...

Happy Pride Month 2025 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️
Be gay do crow stuff

#pridemonth #pridecrows

i was listening to a podcast the other day and someone said "im not saying to go full Kropotkin..." and im like, wait why?

GO FULL KROPOTKIN!

AKA: to trust & know that most of us humans (and nonhumans) impulse is to cooperate and show up for each other... #Solidarity and #MutualAid = who we are.

A six panel comic. In panel 1, a yellow warbler says "Hey, so I'm going to go out on a limb here". For the next four panels, it hops down along a branch. In the last panel, at the end of the branch, it sings a little song. I'm sorry.

Look I have zero excuses for this, but the idea popped into my head and now it's in your head, sorry

💙🩵

There's a bit of a learning curve, but it's pretty great if you stick with it.

Or one looong egg bite.

*pokes Sloopy with stick* Sloop?

Oh, Sloopy might not actually be okay guys😬

...
booty.
Teeheeheeheeheee

Wee babbos!

So much plane crash.

My goodness, that's a beautiful uke

... Doggos?

We're gonna domestimacate you doggos SO HARD

Hairless ape friends!

Sometimes you gotta let chaos decide

If we knew how it worked, it wouldn't be magic!

☝️This is the move. Now we have wolf friends.

Ayyyyyy *finger guns*

Are we rolling for initiative?

Oh, my heart!

After I learned everyone survived, all I can think whenever I see that pic is "hurrrrhurrrr plane flip over hurrrr"