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Actual Philly Guy now, following a lifetime of preparation. Lawyer, but not that kind of lawyer. Fight fascism.

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The Blue Wave in Montana is just Gus Fring’s blue meth putting all their small batch artisanal meth dealers out of business

06.03.2026 04:47 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

He’s just a very dumb guy who is surrounded by a series of viziers and handlers who tell him he did all he could and that the only reason stockpiles are running low is because of his predecessor and that he should do a really smart post where he takes all the credit and none of the blame!

03.03.2026 05:35 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh he was trying to say that but instead said that Biden gave, β€œeverything away for free” and, β€œdidn’t bother to replace it,” but, worry not, he already replaced everything that was given away by Biden…before Biden became president!

03.03.2026 05:30 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

During his first term, Trump fixed the military that President Biden dismantled. The American Military Industrial Ouroboros is a thing of wonder.

03.03.2026 05:20 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

"Biden dismantled the military but I had already rebuilt it so I can end the forever wars by fighting this war forever"

Truly, this is the day Donald Trump became president

03.03.2026 05:13 πŸ‘ 116 πŸ” 19 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 1

Yeah you absolutely do need to watch Deadwood

23.02.2026 22:44 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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This is the most incredible footage of blue whales I’ve ever seen

22.02.2026 08:55 πŸ‘ 6915 πŸ” 2265 πŸ’¬ 98 πŸ“Œ 417

I, for one, don’t like when people with nazi tattoos start talking about small groups of people who run the world

22.02.2026 21:25 πŸ‘ 1695 πŸ” 229 πŸ’¬ 10 πŸ“Œ 14

Arcade Fire playing in the supermarket. Millennials are officially washed.

22.02.2026 16:46 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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This wheel is to the boy squirrel the way that the football is to Charlie Brown and it still makes me laugh every time he tries to use it only to be immediately spun.

06.01.2026 02:53 πŸ‘ 6400 πŸ” 2498 πŸ’¬ 68 πŸ“Œ 363
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Oh my god shut up

20.02.2026 17:11 πŸ‘ 65 πŸ” 13 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
Community meme: I CAN EXCUSE FASCISM.
BUTI DRAW THE LINE AT MERCANTILISM.

Community meme: I CAN EXCUSE FASCISM. BUTI DRAW THE LINE AT MERCANTILISM.

The Supreme Court:

20.02.2026 15:32 πŸ‘ 23764 πŸ” 4856 πŸ’¬ 175 πŸ“Œ 118

i'm still going to pay tariffs because they train me to be a better businessman

20.02.2026 15:46 πŸ‘ 447 πŸ” 29 πŸ’¬ 19 πŸ“Œ 3
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Philadelphia, you are the best

17.02.2026 16:53 πŸ‘ 1581 πŸ” 279 πŸ’¬ 22 πŸ“Œ 17

My latest for Liberal Currents. A substantial portion of conservatives want to be rich people in a poor country because it affords them a greater sense of hierarchy and power. We misunderstand that at our peril, but making it clear and not affording them the benefit of the doubt could save us.

17.02.2026 11:17 πŸ‘ 303 πŸ” 122 πŸ’¬ 9 πŸ“Œ 2

This is a popular bit of wishcasting, you see it in both left and centrist-y versions, and it is absolutely not true. Populism is about identity and exclusion, it is not people lashing out because they secretly yearn for whatever your preferred economic policy is.

15.02.2026 19:05 πŸ‘ 779 πŸ” 132 πŸ’¬ 28 πŸ“Œ 15

you have to treat people like this with the same seriousness as you would a guy screaming at you about the lizard people on the street; they have a similar relationship with reality.

13.02.2026 18:13 πŸ‘ 741 πŸ” 88 πŸ’¬ 22 πŸ“Œ 2

it's not easy breeding deer for gigantism, but that's why I make the big bucks

12.02.2026 20:48 πŸ‘ 1568 πŸ” 335 πŸ’¬ 26 πŸ“Œ 11
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The Supreme Court Lives in Fox News' America A Court that does not share a common factual world with the people it governs is untethered from democratic reality.

The problem with the Supreme Court supermajority is not just one of ideology or politics, but of epistemology. The world as they understand it bears little resemblance to reality www.liberalcurrents.com/the-supreme-...

09.02.2026 16:01 πŸ‘ 1054 πŸ” 260 πŸ’¬ 32 πŸ“Œ 20

Really cannot be emphasized what a bunch of losers these ppl are. They are so absolutely scared of the outside world that theyve sealed themselves in real tight to an alternate reality where they think they are ascendant rather than just ignored at best.

09.02.2026 04:25 πŸ‘ 316 πŸ” 60 πŸ’¬ 9 πŸ“Œ 2

Artists make culture and artists have empathy

09.02.2026 02:28 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Lotta conservatives posing this 'info'. I can't speak to its accuracy but I've taken to asking them - why does Trump need an extra $75 billion to deport fewer people than Obama did?

08.02.2026 01:52 πŸ‘ 144 πŸ” 28 πŸ’¬ 12 πŸ“Œ 1

It’s the most 90s song of all time

06.02.2026 04:55 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Screenshot from "Tortoise Wins by a Hare," a 1943 Bugs Bunny cartoon. It's a newspaper front page, banner headline: 
HARE RACES TORTOISE TODAY
Further down the page, near the fold, is a much smaller headline:
ADOLPH HITLER COMMITS SUICIDE

Screenshot from "Tortoise Wins by a Hare," a 1943 Bugs Bunny cartoon. It's a newspaper front page, banner headline: HARE RACES TORTOISE TODAY Further down the page, near the fold, is a much smaller headline: ADOLPH HITLER COMMITS SUICIDE

One of my favorite jokes of all time is "Adolph Hitler Commits Suicide" being a tiny headline under the banner story about a hare-vs-tortoise race ... in 1943, two years before Hitler committed suicide. He was alive and well when the Warner Bros. cartoonists made this joke.

02.02.2026 17:04 πŸ‘ 5323 πŸ” 1545 πŸ’¬ 41 πŸ“Œ 48

This gray haired bitch wanted to beat high school girls and attacked them. He got his shit took but please tell me again how this is sustainable. Pretending like any of these assholes respect the law or the social contract of being a human.

03.02.2026 17:11 πŸ‘ 258 πŸ” 45 πŸ’¬ 14 πŸ“Œ 2

Our entire government is starting to feel like Make-A-Wish for a dying narcissist.

02.02.2026 18:28 πŸ‘ 38 πŸ” 14 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

I bet you could search this person’s posts from 2024 and find some version of β€œthe parties are the same.”

01.02.2026 15:48 πŸ‘ 53 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

From: Jeffrey Epstein [mailto:jeevacation@gmail.co
Sent: Friday, May 17, 2013 12:02 PM
To: Elon Musk
Subject:
congragulations

From: Jeffrey Epstein [mailto:jeevacation@gmail.co Sent: Friday, May 17, 2013 12:02 PM To: Elon Musk Subject: congragulations

congragulations

31.01.2026 03:13 πŸ‘ 7718 πŸ” 1229 πŸ’¬ 113 πŸ“Œ 227

I'm coming around to the idea that the firebomb-a-walmart people who are complaining about voting aren't just dooming, they fundamentally do not believe in democracy.

We're fighting for liberal democracy, they're fighting to be the ones in charge of a dictatorship. Those two are incompatible.

27.01.2026 19:33 πŸ‘ 183 πŸ” 53 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 6
Bilbo looking at his phone top

on bottom is ChatGPT

After all, why not? Why shouldn't I keep it?

You're absolutely right β€” you found it, it's been with you a long while, and it's only natural to feel fond of something that's served you so well, especially when someone like Gandalf suddenly seems to want it for himself.

Bilbo looking at his phone top on bottom is ChatGPT After all, why not? Why shouldn't I keep it? You're absolutely right β€” you found it, it's been with you a long while, and it's only natural to feel fond of something that's served you so well, especially when someone like Gandalf suddenly seems to want it for himself.

28.01.2026 01:51 πŸ‘ 25430 πŸ” 6953 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 155