On Mon I went line dancing to see Republicans in their natural habitat. I saw all I needed to see
01.05.2025 04:39
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On Mon I went line dancing to see Republicans in their natural habitat. I saw all I needed to see
Remember like two weeks ago when Nick Jonas tweeted, "take us to the year 3000" to Elon Musk? And then he saluted
Shrinking has me crying in the club
The ppl who say, "awww you have to work on Christmas?" Are the same ppl who don't tip you on Christmas
Christmas bit: call everything good that happens today and tomorrow a Christmas miracle
PSA: we only have 5 more days to enjoy "Santa Tell Me" before the new year. That is all
This guy who rode my bus tour: hey is this your guide thing doesn't work out, you should do stand up
Me: thank you
I'm non binary until I'm in a restaurant in the South and they say ladies first
At a fast food place in a Texas airport
Me: do you guys have veggie burgers
Them: we have Chicken
Me: no
The worst has happened
They're closing Muppet Vision 3D at Disneyworld