Age Garton

Bullshit Barbie really does smoke some weird shit before doing these pressers.

1980- something 😂

Every single accusation ends up being an admission.

Michael Gove? Is he still alive?

I don’t remember anyone bombing North Korea.

All this winning.

He really is damaged goods.

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* if my doctor is on here, they’re obviously not mine ;)

The world is depressing, my health is depressing, and the weather is depressing.

If four cupcakes and a few episodes of Stargate SG:1 can’t cheer me up, nothing can!! 😂

Who the actual fuck is Donald Trump - a convict, a sex abuser, a fraudster and a likely child rapist - to demand the unconditional surrender of Iran?

Ugly, dangerous, and unwanted - and Elon Musk’s cars are rubbish, too.

So, oil is up again. Travel remains disputed. Military operations costs are going up.

As I have said before, the US is arbitrarily leading us all into a crisis that was both unnecessary and unlawful.

And we’ll all pay.

Thanks awfully :)
All followed (or following already!)

The garbage man delivers!

Very strong statement from the First Lady of Iraq:

The conflict in the Middle East is getting out of hand - which is what happens when Israel’s butcher is propped up by America’s idiot.

There is no reason to allow the US to use UK bases - we should stick to our principles and stay out of this.

It’s very hard to argue with a single word of this letter. I’m at a loss as to why our Home Secretary would want to.

Labour is fast losing the room. Somehow, they urgently need to rethink their policy decisions and return to a stance more consistent with Labour values.

Reform fury as someone else wins by Our By-election Editor Tim Shipsink The losing candidate in the Gorton and Denton by-election, Matt Goodwhinge, has demanded an immediate re-run of the election on the grounds that he lost comprehensively to someone else. "It's totally unfair and rigged," said Goodwhinge. "I shouldn't be required to sit there and suck it up, just because I lost." Mr Goodwhine continued, *I can't believe that all those voters I demonised failed to back me. Especially after I was endorsed by Tommy Robinson and ten million Russian bots on X. "We have clear evidence of family voting, where people voted in order for me to stop deporting their families." Mr Badloser concluded. "I'm the victim of colour prejudice. They didn't vote for me simply because I'm not green." Reform leader Mr Farage, speaking from a sun lounger on a rock near the Chagos Islands said, "It's a tragedy that the people of Manchester won't see Matt in Westminster, but my constituents don't see me in Clacton either." PLUMBER DEFEATS MATT GOODWIN Photo of Hannah Spencer with speech bubble saying… I've stopped the cock

Beautiful from Private Eye on the massive toddler-tantrum that Matt Goodwin and Reform are having, because they got whooped in Gorton and Denton.

Some millionaires and billionaires are scrambling to find private jets that will take them into the Middle
East, while everyone else is trying to get out.

Why? To meet tax deadlines. They’d rather risk their lives than pay tax in their home nation.

Always good to see a posh-boy Tory on BBC Politics to remind us all why they were booted unceremoniously out of office.

Thick, out of touch, subservient to the US regime, and unbelievably crass.

Notice how fast Trump's minions talk in interviews.

This is a trait of a liar. A liar talks fast to get their message out before being challenged.

Consider this next time you see them on TV.

Peston’s politics show (UK) seems to have lost all relevance.

He occasionally has a guest with some insight, but for the most part he rinses and repeats a small group of hasbeen chums, all of whom seem to have lost touch circa 1995.

Worse, he just doesn’t challenge anyone. It’s all very jolly.

You mean, you think it’s weird and you have decided that other people around him were “age appropriate”.

Who are you to judge what two legal adults do?

Grow up.

😂😂😂

Fury as MPs DANCE in Parliament while Iran crisis leaves Britain on 'brink of World War Three' — Daily Mail UK Strictly Come Dancing stars Angela Rippon and Alex Kingston led more than 40 MPs in a 'cha-cha-cha' across Westminster's Portcullis House.

The Daily Fail would have been fine with dancing during Netanyahu’s ethic cleansing of Palestine - that’s totes different, obvs.

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Yeah but we’ve all been there, right?

Haven’t we….?

Right………?

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😂😂😂 I have to admit that’s a good one.

In the words of Monty Python, Blessed Are The Cheesemakers.

And what does cheese go well with? Wine 🍷

It’s all a massive charcuterie-based conspiracy!!