James Kettle

Violets are blue, roses are red

It’s always someone who got rinsed a while back, never got over it and brooded and brooded until they burst into some kind of social media Falling Down. Many such cases!

Yeah didn’t mean it as an attack line just a tool for predicting future

Botanist, schoolteacher, naval engineer, wren. Feels very bipartisan

No one wants to be Nick Timothy

And I get people that go “huh who hasn’t made one mistake” but generally that mistake is smaller than “sublet my professional integrity to the red tops”

Regardless of its effectiveness as an attack line, it’s imo most important as a pointer that this is a guy who has a liability for poor decision making.

Can see it really emerging at a GE like how we all went “oh I didn’t know Ed betraying his brother was seen as a character thing”

Think it’s hard to say whether or not it’s landing given pretty low levels of awareness of who ZP is outside of people who are already heavily invested one way or the other.

Sadly there is no Progressive Paul
Marshall

I went to see him last year - didn’t ask a question because of the horror of saying something that meant he thought I was stupid. Did get him to sign my first ed of Folding Star tho!

Two tiny joys of the Reform surge at the next GE - first, they will do everything in their power to directly or indirectly get this shithouse out of Yarmouth and secondly, he may well be too thick for this to have dawned on him yet.

Jesus h Christ would you ever look at these sad wankers

A vivid way of explaining this to the surprising number of people who don’t get it is that LLMs are like Boris. Ask a question, and you don’t get the truth but something superficially well constructed that it thinks you’ll accept

People say AI is really good but whenever I ask it to “create an image of Robert jenrick going about his daily routine” it gives me a picture of him rimming a goat, why is this

Two rulers, unalike in measurements

They released this like this

Why would anyone ever drive a car by people who do not Look At MEASUREMENTS

Safesurfing gold

Think they see every big name as a hedge against failure. Which I think is mad with HP but even still

Fascinated by how many matey podcast duos this also applies to

I did the scripts for that series. But not the statement.

Rain don’t stop Camborne Wednesdays

Williams designing their air intake to look like a Duracell battery comes from exactly the same thought process that leads a toddler to put a bean up its nose because it looks like it’s the right shape to do so.

That is excellent Gyratorio.

Their drummer genuinely died in a bizarre gardening accident.

What I want to know is why I’ve been summoned into existence like the goblins in Labyrinth

Yes what

Latest download of drivel from the satirical samurais

The bit that was - worth noting for dumbfoundingness - the climax of the whole film

Surely you liked the bit where suddenly it was about a gang all driving around in an suv with blue lights like it was Torchwood