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Monarch is just an OK sci-fi show but it is leaps and bounds better than a drama that is not about monsters.

I hate it so much.

I was trying to think of an actor for the last hour and a half and I figured it out and I feel like I can die happy. Years from now, of course, but like, I’ve achieved all I can.

Goddamnit…Seth McFarlane embraces AI…after optioning Dungeon Crawler Carl…

FUCK!

platner is being pushed by people like the pod johns and yglesias because he's going to get obliterated in the general election and discredit the left

The US Gov cares so much about the Iranian people that they need to kill lots of them.

I’m going to just go ahead and allege that not only did he know it was a Nazi tattoo, but that he got it because he is a Nazi.

Rolling Stone is publishing pro-war advertorials by an Israeli government agent now:

The wokes were always the first group to die out.

I will never know if someone is wearing Meta Glasses around me because making eye contact with strangers is mark behavior.

Kill babies and steal.

Harper to the judge: "Your driver's license doesn't list your height and weight at birth. It doesn't list where you used to live. It identifies who you are now."

Oh, you’re a millionaire? Shut the fuck up, loser.

Tim from Tim & Eric is going to feel like such a goofball when the rest of Platner’s shit is exposed.

Right? But when Ritchie Torres is on there, Adam embarrasses him? HMMMM

So…perhaps…when I said these data center deals were all going to go up in smoke and the sites will sit undeveloped or empty…I was being a genius? Or at least, listening to geniuses?

I have had to reckon with this with fucking weed dispensaries out here.

I’m getting the vibe that these politicians are actually above the law. Just this little tickle in the back of my brain that suggests if I, regular guy, had dozens of credible accusations of pedophilia I would probably get arrested.

I suggest asking the police to arrest him.

When people say shit like “why should Mamdani dedicate resources to a couple young men who threw snowballs at cops” I hear “I don’t care that these people will be subjected to slave labor, likely sexually and physically assaulted, have their rights and job prospects impacted forever” etc etc

Important Friday message from lawyer representing politically active people. Please listen if you want to keep yourself and others around you safe.

Avoid easy ways of getting caught up! Always remember - STFU!

Uhhhh, we’re getting that money, obviously!

Every so often I remember that Matt Berry is in that fucking Audible Harry Potter and I want to rage.

Happy for you. Being able to “not sweat getting ripped off” is one of the top achievements available to our generation financially.

I mean…there were Democrats at war in the Middle East between all those times.

Obama bombed the shit out of Libya and that is like ONE example. I don’t understand what you gain by making this a Republicans only issue.

Oh no! I lost communication with most of my friends because I was incredibly depressed for five years!

I’m thinking like Danny McBride in Your Highness.

Look, I’m not going to argue that nothing will ever be good again, but if I was asked “how long will it be before things are ‘good’ again?” I would be giving my response in centuries not decades.

Don’t blame me, I voted for Free Palestine. Oh wait, that’s why you’re blaming me?

If not it was the first guy who accidentally cut himself with it while swinging it around like an asshole.