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Former MP, former Supreme Allied Commander #WarOnTheCountryside, above average satirical photoshopper & senior advisor to Sir Keir Starmer before he became unpopular

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The Secretary of State's popped in because there's not much going on in his department

06.03.2026 21:33 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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For some reason Condoleezza Rice is in Trump's "Saving College Sports" roundtable and she looks delighted about it

06.03.2026 21:31 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

this is defamatory

06.03.2026 21:05 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

That Trump repeats calls for Iran's unconditional surrender on same day he's got the defence industrial chiefs round for an emergency meeting on military supplies perfectly sums up his grasp of ends & means.

06.03.2026 19:48 πŸ‘ 415 πŸ” 105 πŸ’¬ 13 πŸ“Œ 3

There's a failed uprising joke somewhere here but I'm too classy to make it

06.03.2026 21:00 πŸ‘ 19 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Nothing they talk about more in "left behind communities" than reinstalling the Shah.

06.03.2026 20:52 πŸ‘ 111 πŸ” 22 πŸ’¬ 13 πŸ“Œ 2
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Relentless sun and ruthless populists: how the climate crisis will change the next 20 years Former diplomat Arthur Snell says a heating planet is accelerating conflict and migration – and fostering a new age of empire. Democracies are dangerously unprepared, he warns

Genuinely an honour to have been interviewed by @gabyhinsliff.bsky.social of @theguardian.com about my new book. Which you can buy from @bookshop.org of course.

www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle...

06.03.2026 20:51 πŸ‘ 29 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Children swinging from a lamppost in a Dublin street during a teachers' strike, 1946, photo by Czech photo‑journalist Paul Popper.

06.03.2026 20:44 πŸ‘ 39 πŸ” 7 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Heating oil prices have more than doubled in the UK since war broke out: that’s 4.5m people living off gas grid, no they haven’t all got Agas, and in places like Cumbria and Scottish islands that’s a lot of anxious pensioners. (Difference with post-Ukraine is oil as well as gas spiking this time)

06.03.2026 20:24 πŸ‘ 86 πŸ” 43 πŸ’¬ 16 πŸ“Œ 3
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Purest, undiluted Bluesky

06.03.2026 17:55 πŸ‘ 80 πŸ” 12 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0
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"Did you not hear me? Get yourselves over to Tehran and make the country proud"

06.03.2026 15:46 πŸ‘ 136 πŸ” 31 πŸ’¬ 11 πŸ“Œ 5
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Watched this Mad Men gem last night w the wife:

06.03.2026 19:40 πŸ‘ 26 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1
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ok this is photoshopped but only the bottom half

06.03.2026 16:41 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

- how did you spend your Friday night General?

- blocking people who can't read that's how

06.03.2026 19:04 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

STOP TALKING ABOUT MA BAKER YOUVE MISSED THE ENTIRE POINT OF THE BLOOT

06.03.2026 18:57 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

In >10 years on Twitter the only DMCA takedown notice I got was for a clip of Rasputin

06.03.2026 18:56 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

I can't express the disappointment I feel when a radio dj says they're playing Boney M next and it's not Rasputin

06.03.2026 18:54 πŸ‘ 18 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ™

06.03.2026 18:48 πŸ‘ 25 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

Dear Romanians, please help me out πŸ™πŸ»

06.03.2026 14:36 πŸ‘ 149 πŸ” 7 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0
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Bit of Jason and the Argonauts for the dads

06.03.2026 17:54 πŸ‘ 23 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Partiledere tΓΈvede med at sige ja til tv-eksperiment: Nogle af dem kan vinde pΓ₯ det, mener analytiker Nyt program pΓ₯ TV 2 inviterer partilederne pΓ₯ hΓΈjskole. SΓ¦rligt en politiker skiller sig ud.

in denmark they made all the party leaders hang out together for 24 hours for a TV experiment

www.dr.dk/nyheder/indl...

06.03.2026 17:41 πŸ‘ 17 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1
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Not actually braving it himself though is he? We're not talking Jason going between the Clashing Rocks here.

06.03.2026 17:46 πŸ‘ 32 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0
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I saw a goose flying backwards, a squirrel recount verses of Horace, and here is Simon Jenkins with a correct take

06.03.2026 17:17 πŸ‘ 231 πŸ” 27 πŸ’¬ 12 πŸ“Œ 1
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German twist in the Telegraph tale shatters Lord Rothermere’s dreams The European powerhouse has scuppered the Daily Mail owner. But why did it not bid sooner? And what will Brexit-backing readers think?

Three years, failed bids, internal rebellions, law changes - the blighted Telegraph sale has had it all.

But Axel Springer looks to have ended the saga - & Lord Rothermere's hopes of a massive UK empire.

Analysis of a European giant buying the Tel:

www.theguardian.com/media/2026/m...

06.03.2026 16:56 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

if anyone's still on Twitter you're welcome to post that ⬆️

06.03.2026 16:44 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Vernon Bogdanor says we need another referendum on electoral reform www.ft.com/content/38d8...

06.03.2026 16:40 πŸ‘ 21 πŸ” 8 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 1
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ok this is photoshopped but only the bottom half

06.03.2026 16:41 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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This is, objectively, the most hilarious thing I've seen on the socials today, and I've seen that Starmer/Military TikTok clip.

06.03.2026 16:36 πŸ‘ 103 πŸ” 14 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Alright, two of you out there, you know the drill. Get subscribing...

benansell.substack.com

06.03.2026 16:24 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0
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Jemima Kelly steps inside the $75,000 Harmonic Egg The ovoid sanctum promises spiritual, physical and emotional healing. Should you shell out?

For the latest instalment of my Adventures in Woo-Woo, I step into, yes, a giant $75,000 egg.

www.ft.com/content/3993... (free to read! πŸ’Έ)

06.03.2026 16:08 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1