Matty Two Shoes

“nothing is real until it hurts me” slogan replaces “don’t tread on me” slogan on a Gadseden flag

how we got here

"Look for the helpers"

Sir, they're killing, assaulting and disappearing them in the streets. Do you have any other ideas?

One of the best things I’ve read in a while:

Alex Pretti "used to tell people off when they made sexist comments to female physicians. He bought me coffee when I had a really bad day as an intern...I laughed alongside him daily. He made a point to teach medical residents without judgement, but with a smile on his face and a joke."

Whenever people preface a statement "I'm not going to lie" what follows is never something i considered they'd lie about. Like "I'm not going to lie: the pancakes here are FANTASTIC."- Were you considering lying about that? Do you usually lie about innocuous things? How can I ever trust you again?

one of my favorite things to do is move one or two pieces of furniture maybe like 3 feet and then say it “opens up all kinds of possibilities”

Outdoor fruit stand with huge pyramid of oranges and tall round banana display.

they’re just begging for a car chase

Me and my partner have been playing fantasy great British bake off with our own homespun rules. We draft after the first week so we always have one baker left over. This time we gave him to our dog. Our dog is winning.

Check out this cool caterpillar!

if dems want messaging help, stop telling people you're "fighting back." it sounds like you're being mugged. call off the podcaster search, take your ridiculous money pile and try opening some food banks and free clinics. hurricanes are coming and the feds have no plan. looks like an opening to me.

This is really cool

Encouraging women to have more babies but making it harder for them to seek care by restricting abortion and maternal services is encouraging them to die.

a parody image of Werner Herzog saying "Life is a parade of absurdities and pain, and then we die, alone, in filth. So, yes little girl, I shall buy a box of Thin Mints."

Good morning

This is excellent! I love it

Thank you so much

A linocut print of a jackalope in full sprint. Black ink on white paper

Happy Easter, here’s a jackalope (rabbit adjacent) I did for a friends sticker business.

#linocut
#printsky
#jackalope
#easter

Still learning linocut printing even if I don’t post as often. Here’s a weird cheeseburger man I made. It was fun to try a color gradient. He’s wearing #limmer boots!

#linocut
#printsky
#cheeseburger

I love this!

Forcing people to pay $130 for a passport in order to vote is just a Jim Crow poll tax by another name.

It is blatantly unconstitutional.

If you're in congress and you aren't publicly in favor of banning the trading of individual stocks by people in congress, get your head out of your fucking ass.

If you or a loved one has been traumatized by episode 8 of the Pitt you may be entitled to financial compensation.

I really appreciate having access to UpToDate for evidence based treatment recommendations

Can’t gloss over the name “Mayoneighs”

This looks amazing!

Two prints of a blue daschound on brown paper. It has a looong body with too many legs. It originates from a genies lamp. There is a crown above its head.

The genier dog cometh.

I really just wanted to make a wiener dog that was too long with too many legs. Unclear where the crown came from. Gotta work on getting smoother inking.

#linocut
#printmaking
#genierdog

Artemisia Gentileschi Judith slaying Holofernes

A mood

I love how this little blue jay turned out! #printmaking #birds

Two black linocut prints on brown paper. They show a Canada goose with wings outstretched under the words No Kings.

Finished a couple of new linocuts this weekend including this very angry goose. First time trying words and I’m pretty chuffed with it.

#linocut
#printmaking
#canadagoose
#NoKings

Happy not my President’s day to all who celebrate