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Carrie (Not The Prom Queen)

@carrieeedabook

Legal professional, History junkie, Hip Hop and Yacht Rock enthusiast. Happy to suggest cool things to check out in Chicago.

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Per Wikipedia: He’s won 3 mixed martial arts matches 2006-2007. Such a bad ass. 🀣

08.03.2026 01:00 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I have managed hundreds of eDiscovery document reviews in my career and this goes down as the most botched review in history. This could have been mostly automated coding, de-duplicating, auto-redacting, etc. and not cost millions of dollars.

07.03.2026 03:00 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I bet some files are there. They were likely flown there on the deportee private jet.

05.03.2026 02:54 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Whenever I read her name, my brain always registers LUNATIC.

03.03.2026 01:11 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Best theme park in the US.

25.02.2026 01:58 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

How can we make him look like he’s in a jail cell? Put the banner between those columns!

19.02.2026 22:14 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Bill Cosby fans (me included), β€œWait, whaaaat happened?”
Sen. Lummis, β€œWait, whaaaat happened?” this wasn’t a new revelation, you just finally saw evidence that impacted your life.
Same scenario, but once I heard Cosby was a predator, I did my best to forget my favorite childhood tv show.

10.02.2026 03:37 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I used to work for a big law firm and can confirm sometimes getting in trouble = a much needed nap

06.02.2026 00:50 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Waiting for videos of them incorrectly using a battering ram and getting knocked on their sorry asses.

22.01.2026 01:18 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a man in a brown tank top is saying brother is fione . Alt: Brother is fione which was a cool 1990s spelling for fine as in hot. This is a joke because the guy is an idiot.

Cuz he’s so fione! 🀣
(My guess is he’s a nepo Harvard baby.)

13.01.2026 02:51 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Come on McDonalds, do your job.

05.01.2026 02:16 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

But her emails is the new Epstein files

04.01.2026 02:08 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

There’s a big protest in downtown Chicago right now.

04.01.2026 00:04 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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The Trump administration & #ICE are traumatizing & torturing children.

It's our duty to expose this & stop it. So share the stories in this thread far & wide. Talk to your neighbors & call Congress at 202-224-3121. It only takes 2 minutes and they need to know that we object to #ICELawlessness.

02.01.2026 18:55 πŸ‘ 587 πŸ” 418 πŸ’¬ 30 πŸ“Œ 18

Did Kash need his private jet to get first in line on the KC runway?

01.01.2026 01:15 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Happy Pride! 🌈

01.01.2026 00:48 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Do the news outlets have to pay for the journalist lunches? I’m assuming MLG management doesn’t offer the fake news free meals.

28.12.2025 23:16 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Any time I see πŸ”³πŸ”³πŸ”³ I will just insert the name we all know is behind the redaction. And when the redaction covers a survivor’s name I will fill in β€œpoor girl, I hope she’s doing ok now.”

20.12.2025 00:17 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

He didn’t say it like his normal verbal diarrhea. He wrote it, and had the opportunity to reread it before he posted it. Garbage person.

16.12.2025 03:33 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I just had a thought. A lot of republicans are mad at Trump for his Rob Reiner post. But since a lot of GOP people grew up watching and learning from All in the Family, and are upset at his post; what if Trump’s post finally takes him down and Rob wins posthumously? That would be cool.

16.12.2025 03:13 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I think we all know who is on the right side of history, and it isn’t the Fyre guy.

09.12.2025 07:04 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

She once again forgot to check the β€œdoes anyone care?” box on the pre-trial form.

09.12.2025 02:08 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a group of women in pink and white polka dot dresses are dancing in a hallway Alt: 2 sets of twins switched at birth realizing they were switched at birth but a man entered the ladies restroom and everyone screams due to the chaos

As a joke, β€œBig Business” but both sets of twins have one MAGA and one liberal. It’s essentially the exact same movie as the first one, but this time with smart phones.

26.11.2025 03:31 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Can’t wait to see how this DOJ creates a redaction or privilege log. Get ready for some vague-ass descriptions.

26.11.2025 03:14 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Gen X. He’s 55, definitely not a millennial. I’m not sure who is worse, Cenk or Bill.

22.11.2025 05:31 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

President. Of CrossFit?

22.11.2025 01:53 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

He tight rolled outta that grave for Us!

22.11.2025 01:39 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

How about we don’t buy holiday gifts? My family stopped buying 15 years ago and it’s been wonderful.

18.11.2025 03:12 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I would have been lazy and just spelled couch with a K.

15.11.2025 01:57 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Good thing she’s β€œblonde” and can lock in the Fox News job next. Her softball sports background could be a hindrance, but the cross necklace might cancel out the lesbian sportsball.

13.11.2025 03:36 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0