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@theautist

Proud Mancunian, diagnosed autist, lifelong MUFC fan. I use Bluesky as a means of moaning about things I have no control over. Created in a lab out of all the crap left over from pretty people. I'm not on here for followers or validation from strangers.

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I smell a rat when America claims Iran can attack them. When Iran attacked Israel last year, they manged to blow up a lamp post in neighbouring Iraq...

06.03.2026 17:49 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Parcel couriers are the bain of my life. When they say they'll be here by a certain time, I expect them to be here by that certain time. 7 fucking hours after that time and I'm still waiting. Like I had nothing better to do today than sit around.

Arse...

06.03.2026 16:51 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm suspicious. With the size of America's defence budget, they're asking Ukraine for help? I reckon Putin has told them to ask for help so he can find a way to deal with Ukraine drone technology.

06.03.2026 08:43 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿคฃ

06.03.2026 08:22 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I hope it settles down but I'm not happy when I don't sleep so it messes up my day.

06.03.2026 00:09 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Right. So I'm just worrying about nothing which is fairly typical!
Thanks again.

05.03.2026 23:51 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I appreciate your feedback, many thanks. The headaches are my main concern. You didn't get those?

05.03.2026 23:40 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I told him and he said it'll settle down!

05.03.2026 23:36 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Sleep is next to impossible, some weird headaches and its hard to describe the other issue! Stiffening of a certain body part! ๐Ÿคฃ

05.03.2026 23:27 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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It's a dog's life.

05.03.2026 22:03 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thanks mate. I'll persevere.

05.03.2026 21:56 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I've been taking it at 6am when I get up but it's messing my sleep up!

05.03.2026 21:56 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm a couple of days in and it's driving me mad.

05.03.2026 21:30 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

How long have you been taking Elvanse? I'm having some annoying side effects after the first few days.

05.03.2026 21:28 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ich habe Probleme mit meinem Elvanse. Ich kann nicht schlafen und habe eine Dauererektion.

05.03.2026 21:23 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I've decided to take my elvanse every other day as I quickly became annoyed with being wide awake at 3am with a rock hard cock.

05.03.2026 21:21 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

There's something fundamentally broken when a team the size of Spurs are legitimate relegation candidates. How did the hierarchy not see the warning signs last season? Their only possible saving grace would be the fact that Wolves, Burnley and Forest are in a worse position.

05.03.2026 21:07 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Failed asylum seeker families to be offered up to ยฃ40k to leave The home secretary says the

www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

I'd leave the UK for 40 grand.

05.03.2026 20:22 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿคฃ

05.03.2026 20:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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"Haulted."

This guy is dumb as fuck. Hopefully he'll get locked up soon.

05.03.2026 20:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Moving house is the worst experience. I'd personally rather circumcise myself with a cheese grater...

05.03.2026 20:02 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh, Noem's.

05.03.2026 19:48 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The sport or the insect?

05.03.2026 19:04 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Wait...what?! So America treats Ukraine like crap then has the cheek to ask them for help intercepting drones?!

05.03.2026 18:17 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

So by his logic, I will the choose the next US President.

And it sure as shit won't be Trump because he'll be locked up for raping children.

05.03.2026 17:51 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If I get into bed with you and start snuggling, all you have to do is snuggle back....it helps me sleep. Don't start asking me how I got into your house, it ruins the moment.

05.03.2026 17:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ich muss aufs Klo.
I'm bilingual!

05.03.2026 14:48 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You gotta get the basics down!

05.03.2026 14:44 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Work done for the day so I'm going shopping for a new shirt. As too much choice freaks me out, this will take days...

05.03.2026 14:24 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Necesito un baรฑo.

That's the only Spanish I know. ๐Ÿคฃ

05.03.2026 14:15 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1