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Oh No Its Lu Bu

@cheflubu

I contain multitudes and an infinite summer Data Product Manager, Fullstack Developer, Former Chef, Former Intelligence Analyst for US Army, Disabled Vet, Diabetic, CJ Reformer, Prison Abolitionist, Romantic, he/him From Atlanta, Based in Berlin

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06.03.2026 19:40 πŸ‘ 3328 πŸ” 1039 πŸ’¬ 17 πŸ“Œ 4

HE'S IN THE AMONG US MEETING TALKIN ABOUT "I AIN'T DONE SHIT"

06.03.2026 22:32 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

HE GONE OFF THEM GOOFBALLS Y'ALL

06.03.2026 22:32 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

*Werner Hertzog voice*

life isn't never-ending cycle of agony and pain in between bright sparks of joy.

06.03.2026 22:29 πŸ‘ 15 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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I'm so glad I'm high rn

06.03.2026 22:27 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

She got that church bitch energy I've hated since I was a child

06.03.2026 22:25 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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hey look a fun history lesson!

06.03.2026 04:53 πŸ‘ 12665 πŸ” 4344 πŸ’¬ 98 πŸ“Œ 55

Hell yeah brother

06.03.2026 22:18 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I'm about to fuck up a currywurst like ww1 fucked up European geopolitics

06.03.2026 22:18 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Big lad mode: activated

06.03.2026 11:15 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Brother Ibn Ahmed Beast, inshallah

06.03.2026 09:27 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

You can't resist using a Microsoft platform for gaming? And you think you could resist the pull of the necromancer's orb? Pure fallacy. You're an npc. You're under the thrall, my guy. You're champing at the bit to compliment a villain. You die off screen in act 1.

05.03.2026 22:33 πŸ‘ 25 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

If you're doomscrolling, guess what? There are 12 episodes o the anime Apocalypse Hotel available on streamers! 2057, Earth is uninhabitable, humanity has fled to space, leaving the planet abandoned. A century later, only the Gingarou Hotel in Ginza is kept operational by android concierge Yachiyo.

06.03.2026 10:10 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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Heading to Bosnia in August for a wedding and you know I gotta hit up the

06.03.2026 09:30 πŸ‘ 24 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

It’s almost like if someone’s basic needs are being met, they’re less likely to commit crimes

05.03.2026 18:21 πŸ‘ 1687 πŸ” 550 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 2

LET’S-A GO!

Luigi cocking a gun: β€œOkey-dokey.”

06.03.2026 18:58 πŸ‘ 363 πŸ” 87 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 0

I love Burek tbh

06.03.2026 15:12 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

What caused Tuxiv posting to multiple 100x in the last year

06.03.2026 13:40 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

the hardest part is getting out of bed

06.03.2026 13:39 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
ember warframe

ember warframe

day 7 ember
#warframefanart #tennocreate

05.03.2026 15:06 πŸ‘ 76 πŸ” 21 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
the cast of Star Trek Voyager in street clothes awkwardly posing with late-90s computer hardware and consumer electronics

the cast of Star Trek Voyager in street clothes awkwardly posing with late-90s computer hardware and consumer electronics

this is what it feels like to post on bluesky

05.03.2026 23:01 πŸ‘ 4624 πŸ” 1230 πŸ’¬ 74 πŸ“Œ 122

Sunday marks International Women's Day so don't forget to love and cherish women you fuckin dinks

06.03.2026 13:06 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

aftermath you gotta bring me in for a food review, put me on retainer I'll do it for free

06.03.2026 13:06 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
06.03.2026 12:47 πŸ‘ 36 πŸ” 18 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It’s actually FEWER MisΓ©rables

03.03.2026 15:28 πŸ‘ 4713 πŸ” 921 πŸ’¬ 50 πŸ“Œ 35
Ben Starr, the voice of Clive in FF16, reveals his game crush πŸ‘€
Ben Starr, the voice of Clive in FF16, reveals his game crush πŸ‘€ YouTube video by GamesRadar

THE MAN HAS GREAT TASTE www.youtube.com/shorts/i35Ab...

06.03.2026 11:27 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Big lad mode: activated

06.03.2026 11:15 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Slurs Filled a Chat Created by a Republican Party Official in Florida

passive voice final boss grand champion honorable mention award for turning slurs into a sentient thing that can do actions www.nytimes.com/2026/03/05/u...

06.03.2026 03:51 πŸ‘ 2154 πŸ” 488 πŸ’¬ 39 πŸ“Œ 19
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Exclusive: US investigation points to likely US responsibility in Iran school strike, sources say Military investigators believe it is likely that U.S. forces were responsible for an apparent strike on an Iranian girls' school that killed scores of children on Saturday, two U.S. officials told Reu...

Reuters Exclusive

"U.S. military investigators believe it is likely that U.S. forces were responsible for an apparent strike on an Iranian girls' school."

"The strike would rank among the worst cases of civilian casualties in decades of U.S. conflicts in the ​Middle East."

06.03.2026 02:50 πŸ‘ 9833 πŸ” 5181 πŸ’¬ 617 πŸ“Œ 623

If you're doomscrolling, guess what? There are 12 episodes o the anime Apocalypse Hotel available on streamers! 2057, Earth is uninhabitable, humanity has fled to space, leaving the planet abandoned. A century later, only the Gingarou Hotel in Ginza is kept operational by android concierge Yachiyo.

06.03.2026 10:10 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0