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Dennis Stangl

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Dad that loves technology, Pearl Jam, is an Apple enthusiast, Star Wars fan, Star Trek fan, Tadpool, Gary's Van

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Out with the puppy killer, in with the dude bro

05.03.2026 20:41 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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BREAKING: Trump Axes His Puppy Killer Kristi Noem is out at the Department of Homeland Security, partly for a very silly reason. The department will remain under the control of Stephen Miller.

The psycho puppy killer is out to be replaced by another psycho under Stephen Miller’s thumb.

zeteo.com/p/trump-kris...

05.03.2026 20:39 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The guy that replaced her is the one who was going to fight another guy during a senate hearing and Bernie told him to sit down and shut up - you're a United States Senator

05.03.2026 20:26 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Yes but in this case at least the dog killing bitch is gone

05.03.2026 20:24 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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This is the man who is now in charge of US Homeland Security.

05.03.2026 18:53 πŸ‘ 8033 πŸ” 2734 πŸ’¬ 714 πŸ“Œ 230
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Markwayne Mullin is probably the stupidest person in the Senate. But he flatters Trump. So, of course, he’s getting Kristi Noem’s job.

05.03.2026 18:54 πŸ‘ 835 πŸ” 167 πŸ’¬ 121 πŸ“Œ 33

Replacing Noem with this dipshit is like replacing a broken water pipe with a garden hose full of holes.

05.03.2026 20:03 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I don’t even know what purpose it serves other than to make my life harder. My pets refuse to acknowledge that it exists

04.03.2026 03:26 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Is there always an opera scene in every Leslie Nielsen movie?

04.03.2026 03:20 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I wouldn’t even be mad if he did it either

04.03.2026 03:15 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Trump can order a military strike on a foreign leader and authorize the killing of a dictator and his family β€” but somehow making daylight saving time permanent is a bridge too far?

04.03.2026 02:54 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Watching 2001: A space travesty - as a connoisseur of bad movies I don’t know how I’ve managed to never see this movie. It’s actually one I like since I love watching Leslie Neilsen

04.03.2026 02:44 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Following the entire McDonald's CEO taking a tiny bite and the Burger King CEO taking a bigger bite of a sandwich, the Subway CEO shoves the entire thing up his ass. Wow!

03.03.2026 21:14 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
WTF?

WTF?

Trump's war is a masterclass in how not to have a master plan.

02.03.2026 14:57 πŸ‘ 1094 πŸ” 323 πŸ’¬ 32 πŸ“Œ 8
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I swear if they change the name of the HBO streaming service again, I'm going to go bezerk!

02.03.2026 17:50 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Why do people say God bless you when you sneeze, but if you're coughing, they just stand there and look at you like you're the asshole?

27.02.2026 15:33 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Matter of Time Documentary Matter of Time, Eddie Vedder's rock documentary, tells a powerful story of music, resilience, and the fight to cure Epidermolysis Bullosa (EB).

www.ebresearch.org/matter-of-ti...

Looking for something to watch tonight?

25.02.2026 00:01 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Clowns, literally, in charge of the State of the Union address

Clowns, literally, in charge of the State of the Union address

Definitely NOT watching the shitshow.

24.02.2026 21:47 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I was never planning on watching that shit.

24.02.2026 05:13 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Beware of a political party that is more focused on keeping people from voting than winning their vote.

23.02.2026 20:43 πŸ‘ 2633 πŸ” 790 πŸ’¬ 45 πŸ“Œ 25

If Jesus ascended into the sky after being dead for three days that just means he’s a space zombie? Was he going home to his original planet?

24.02.2026 03:11 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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β€œ.. The Monday interview is on pace to shatter clips of Colbert’s December interview with pop superstar Taylor Swift ..”

@forbes.com #TXsen
@colbertlateshow.bsky.social @jamestalarico.bsky.social
www.forbes.com/sites/mikest...

17.02.2026 19:33 πŸ‘ 3459 πŸ” 993 πŸ’¬ 109 πŸ“Œ 107
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Colbert Doesn’t Give an FCC About Calling Out CBS

Stephen Colbert says he was told by CBS lawyers "in no uncertain terms" that he could not have Texas State Rep. James Talarico on his program.

"Because my network clearly doesn't want us to talk about this, let's talk about this."

17.02.2026 14:15 πŸ‘ 12142 πŸ” 3659 πŸ’¬ 388 πŸ“Œ 245

Colbert’s FCC and CBS banned interview of James Talarico has now reached 1.4M views!

Keep sharing and keep it going folks! πŸ‘‡

17.02.2026 18:05 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
The Mandalorian and Grogu | Official Trailer | In Theaters May 22
The Mandalorian and Grogu | Official Trailer | In Theaters May 22 YouTube video by Star Wars

I can't wait! www.youtube.com/watch?v=IHWl...

17.02.2026 15:01 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

If boomers got their way next year, the halftime show will be Lee Greenwood and Larry the Cable guy

13.02.2026 15:50 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Excited that it's almost PΔ…czki time

12.02.2026 20:54 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

To all the asshats who said they didn’t understand Bad Bunny’s music, what about La Bamba? I bet you sure as heck fire loved that song

10.02.2026 19:31 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A demonstration of where you can find the drafts feature in the top right corner of the post composer on Bluesky.

A demonstration of where you can find the drafts feature in the top right corner of the post composer on Bluesky.

v1.116 is rolling out now!

For all the overthinkers and perfectionists out there,Β we're launching Drafts.

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