Sam da Sage 🇱🇷🇺🇸

#NeedThat

@profanity.accountant I’m clean right?

Just finished the first season of Bridgerton and ngl tue shit is good

Been howling at this for about 15 min now.

See I can’t do that, words to imagery is hard. I can only visualize

When that liquor is In You, How do y’all act? Meme only

Good Morning, may your day be as unserious as mine

Shiiiiiii

It’s one of those situations where “I just find it funny how”

Playing with my yiddies

Nose is leakyyy 😭

Present ✋🏾

-With my hips turned or on my back
-If it’s not hard
-Yes
-It shrinks ( I’m not kidding)
-Flashback (especially if it’s hard)

Skype would’ve done numbers during Covid

OH LORD

“My shit smelling like Billy goat”
-MC CARO 🇱🇷

Don’t lie to me 😳

Who Kevin 👀

Everything after this line pure heat

What’s crazy is me seeing this a month after canceling m Apple TV

I need to know if the apple cinnamon and sweet potato ones are good bc those are two flavors I rock wit no matter the item

a man in a suit and blue shirt is making a funny face while talking to a woman . ALT: a man in a suit and blue shirt is making a funny face while talking to a woman .

Give me BOAF 🤣

yall professional ass eaters but carrot cake is where you draw the line? pls

SOUP.